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oh-my-god-oh-no-no-no-no-the-condoms-hugh-had-seen-condoms-she-wanted-to-bury-her-head-under-covers-never-come-out-robin-bielman
friends-are-like-condoms
camouflage-condoms-theyll-never-see-you-coming
she-wondered-if-jd-had-polo-ponies-on-his-condoms-julie-james
if-abortion-is-murder-then-are-condoms-kidnapping
condoms-are-just-like-parents-they-are-there-to-protect-you-but-usually-its-more-fun-when-theyre-not-around
i-just-love-condoms-and-lots-of-cum
expired-condoms-are-like-nuclear-waste-theres-nothing-sensible-you-can-do-with-it-andrew-smith
condoms-are-like-parents-they-are-there-to-protect-you-but-usually-its-more-fun-when-theyre-not-around
condoms-hearts-when-either-one-breaks-shit-gets-ugly
use-condoms-its-wise-not-to-gamble-with-your-childrens-future-bauvard
friends-are-like-condoms-they-are-always-there-to-protect-you-when-things-get-hard
condoms-should-change-colors-when-they-come-in-contact-with-stds
there-are-three-sizes-of-condoms-small-medium-and-liar
condoms-should-change-to-different-colors-according-to-whatever-disease-they-came-in-contact-with
poking-holes-in-your-parents-condoms-so-theres-someone-else-to-do-the-dishes
gloves-are-condoms-for-hands-my-bare-handshake-might-impregnate-you-jarod-kintz
condoms-are-like-women-most-of-the-time-theyre-pretty-annoying-but-you-need-them-to-get-laid
things-that-shouldnt-be-broken-1-hearts-2-promises-3-condoms
condoms-were-originally-made-of-animal-intestines-or-linen
buy-condoms-when-the-cashier-asks-do-you-need-a-bag-just-say-no-she-isnt-that-ugly
i-just-saved-a-whole-bunch-of-money-on-my-child-support-by-switching-to-condoms
wrestling-is-similar-to-gay-sex-but-you-dont-have-to-wear-condoms-jack-barakat
nowadays-you-can-do-anything-that-you-wantanal-oral-fistingbut-you-need-to-be-wearing-gloves-condoms-protection-slavoj-iek
so-we-skipped-annabel-discussed-condoms-i-said-i-liked-orange-ones-we-ended-our-talk-in-laughter-steven-herrick
to-the-lady-with-6-screaming-kids-at-the-store-if-your-wondering-how-a-box-of-condoms-got-in-your-basket-youre-welcome
she-gave-me-money-to-buy-condoms-instead-i-bought-book-baby-names-jarod-kintz
i-would-rather-make-love-than-war-but-only-because-condoms-kill-millions-lives-more-enjoyably-jarod-kintz
used-to-have-crush-on-dawn-from-en-vogue-its-not-like-honey-dip-would-wanna-get-with-me-but-just-in-case-i-own-more-condoms-than-tlc-phife-dawg
condoms-arent-completely-safe-a-friend-of-mine-was-wearing-one-and-got-hit-by-a-bus
at-the-store-buying-50-condoms-2-girls-behind-me-started-laughing-i-turned-around-and-looked-them-in-the-eyes-and-said-make-it-52
i-believe-that-if-you-truly-truly-love-your-children-you-need-to-supply-condoms-in-place-in-your-home-at-quantity-that-makes-it-nonjudgmental-situation-for-them-to-have-them-shar
today-im-poking-holes-in-condoms-and-passing-them-out-at-walmart-happy-friday-the-13th
you-think-he-has-some-bomb-defusing-macgyver-contraption-cooked-up-that-involves-lube-condoms-paper-clip-stephani-hecht
i-know-pope-is-opposed-to-use-condoms-all-i-can-say-is-i-am-spiritual-man-ive-been-happily-married-for-21-years-i-dont-even-know-what-condom-is-tom-hanks
no-sun-cream-condoms-just-in-case-youre-looking-at-ladyboys-theres-plenty-aids-lingering-about-every-std-you-can-imagine-simon-palmer
i-live-dangerously-but-i-love-safely-i-always-buy-magnum-condoms-because-theyre-only-ones-thatll-fully-stretch-over-my-front-doors-handle-jarod-kintz
harry-potter-condoms-in-case-you-need-an-invisibility-cloak-for-your-wand-while-entering-the-chamber-of-secrets-so-you-dont-get-hogwarts
humans-cannot-produce-viable-offspring-with-our-closest-animal-cousin-chimpanzee-we-cannot-impregnate-chimp-so-you-know-what-that-means-no-condoms-chris-hardwick
theres-new-medical-crisis-doctors-are-reporting-that-many-men-are-having-allergic-reactions-to-latex-condoms-they-say-they-cause-severe-swelling-so-dustin-hoffman
you-can-hand-out-condoms-drop-bombs-build-roads-put-in-electricity-but-until-girls-are-educated-society-wont-change-greg-mortenson
i-looked-at-whale-jawbones-in-museum-this-morning-then-i-did-some-shopping-whenever-i-go-into-drugstore-it-seems-that-many-people-are-buying-condoms-motion-sickness-medicine-lydi
how-is-it-that-mankind-can-engineer-condoms-to-prevent-pregnancy-stds-not-be-able-to-invent-some-sort-emotional-safeguard-is-it-even-possible-to-abstain-from-falling-in-love-dari
five-trolls-in-draag-fourinch-man-sang-from-my-shoulder-four-purple-condoms-three-french-ticklers-two-horny-vamps-succubus-in-snow-kim-harrison
i-love-when-problems-have-simple-solutions-cold-medicine-umbrellas-condoms-tax-incentives-amp-subsidies-attracting-favored-industries-greg-fitzsimmons
there-is-great-deal-political-pressure-to-only-talk-about-abstinence-to-deny-support-for-condoms-education-on-using-them-this-policy-will-lead-to-hillary-clinton
for-one-moment-we-are-not-failed-tests-broken-condoms-cheating-on-essays-we-are-crayons-lunch-boxes-swinging-high-our-sneakers-punch-holes-in-laurie-halse-anderson
television-executives-are-afraid-to-advertise-condoms-that-could-save-lives-but-do-not-blush-about-telecasting-national-geographic-special-on-martin-nolan
condoms-should-be-marked-in-3-sizes-jumbo-colossal-super-colossal-that-men-do-not-have-to-go-in-ask-for-small-barbara-seaman
dear-guys-who-say-condoms-are-uncomfortable-ive-heard-giving-birth-is-pretty-uncomfortable-too
love-comes-in-many-sizes-as-do-rubber-nets-called-condoms-i-use-those-nets-to-fish-for-tiny-people-jarod-kintz
fiftysix-percent-of-all-women-carry-condoms-the-other-44-carry-babies
according-to-lifestyles-condoms-the-worst-place-to-carry-a-condom-is-in-your-back-pocket-a-shirt-pocket-or-protective-case-is-better
i-loved-her-like-sun-raining-down-on-my-skin-it-was-all-confusing-because-was-it-raining-was-it-sunny-the-answer-is-that-love-is-always-both-thats-why-i-prefer-umbrellas-over-con
toothpaste-tuesdaybring-in-your-favorite-toothpastecovered-tshirt-win-free-condoms-remember-to-smile-because-life-goes-on-jarod-kintz
i-guess-having-one-hundred-four-condoms-full-heroin-in-your-guts-thought-firing-squad-in-your-head-make-will-make-most-things-seem-insignificant-sa-tawks
jacksonvilles-unofficial-moniker-is-the-latex-capital-universe-but-we-dont-wear-condomswe-wear-rubber-gloves-we-have-safest-handshakes-in-world-jarod-kintz
i-need-to-go-to-store-pick-up-some-condoms-but-first-i-need-to-pick-up-some-women-jarod-kintz
scary-mommy-confession-80920-i-invited-you-into-my-home-as-guest-and-you-brought-my-two-year-old-permanent-markers-playdoh-next-time-i-visit-you-im-bringing-your-teenage-daughter
condoms-are-about-as-effective-against-aids-as-twentyfourchamber-gun-instead-sixchamber-gun-when-playing-russian-roulette-peter-kreeft
if-you-cant-afford-condoms-then-you-cant-afford-kids
pornography-was-not-meant-to-be-looked-at-pornography-was-meant-to-be-readon-brailleembossed-condoms-jarod-kintz
what-kind-motel-sells-condoms-my-favorite-kind-motel-jennifer-l-armentrout
Two kisses in one kiss was all it took, a comfort, a warmth, perhaps temporary, perhaps false, but reassuring nonetheless, and mine, and theirs, ours, all three of us giggling, insane giggles and laughter with still more kisses on the way, and I remember a brief instant then, out of the blue, when I suddenly glimpsed my own father, a rare but oddly peaceful recollection, as if he actually approved of my play in the way he himself had always laughed and played, great updrafts of light, burning off distant plateaus of bistre & sage, throwing him up like an angel, high above the red earth, deep into the sparkling blank, the tender sky that never once let him down, preserving his attachment to youth, propriety and kindness, his plane almost, but never quite, outracing his whoops of joy, trailing him in his sudden turn to the wind, followed then by a near vertical climb up to the angles of the sun, and I was barely eight and still with him and yes, that was the thought that flickered madly through me, a brief instant of communion, possessing me with warmth and ageless ease, causing me to smile again and relax as if memory alone could lift the heart like the wind lifts a wing, and so I renewed my kisses with even greater enthusiasm, caressing and in turn devouring their dark lips, dark with wine and fleeting love, an ancient memory love had promised but finally never gave, until there were too many kisses to count or remember, and the memory of love proved not love at all and needed a replacement, which our bodies found, and then the giggles subsided, and the laughter dimmed, and darkness enfolded all of us and we gave away our childhood for nothing and we died and condoms littered the floor and Christina threw up in the sink and Amber chuckled a little and kissed me a little more, but in a way that told me it was time to leave.

Mark Z. Danielewski
two-kisses-in-one-kiss-was-all-it-took-comfort-warmth-perhaps-temporary-perhaps-false-but-reassuring-nonetheless-mine-theirs-ours-all-three-us-giggling-insane-giggles-laughter-wi
People had always amazed him, he began. But they amazed him more since the sickness. For as long as the two of them had been together, he said, Gary's mother had accepted him as her son's lover, had given them her blessing. Then, at the funeral, she'd barely acknowledged him. Later, when she drove to the house to retrieve some personal things, she'd hunted through her son's drawers with plastic bags twist-tied around her wrists. '... And yet, ' he whispered, 'The janitor at school-remember him? Mr. Feeney? -he'd openly disapproved of me for nineteen years. One of the nastiest people I knew. Then when the news about me got out, after I resigned, he started showing up at the front door every Sunday with a coffee milkshake. In his church clothes, with his wife waiting out in the car. People have sent me hate mail, condoms, Xeroxed prayers... ' What made him most anxious, he told me, was not the big questions-the mercilessness of fate, the possibility of heaven. He was too exhausted, he said, to wrestle with those. But he'd become impatient with the way people wasted their lives, squandered their chances like paychecks. I sat on the bed, massaging his temples, pretending that just the right rubbing might draw out the disease. In the mirror I watched us both-Mr. Pucci, frail and wasted, a talking dead man. And myself with the surgical mask over my mouth, to protect him from me. 'The irony, ' he said, '... is that now that I'm this blind man, it's clearer to me than it's ever been before. What's the line? 'Was blind but now I see... '' He stopped and put his lips to the plastic straw. Juice went halfway up the shaft, then back down again. He motioned the drink away. 'You accused me of being a saint a while back, pal, but you were wrong. Gary and I were no different. We fought... said terrible things to each other. Spent one whole weekend not speaking to each other because of a messed up phone message... That time we separated was my idea. I thought, well, I'm fifty years old and there might be someone else out there. People waste their happiness-That's what makes me sad. Everyone's so scared to be happy.' 'I know what you mean, ' I said. His eyes opened wider. For a second he seemed to see me. 'No you don't, ' he said. 'You mustn't. He keeps wanting to give you his love, a gift out and out, and you dismiss it. Shrug it off because you're afraid.' 'I'm not afraid. It's more like... ' I watched myself in the mirror above the sink. The mask was suddenly a gag. I listened. 'I'll give you what I learned from all this, ' he said. 'Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.

Wally Lamb
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