Drunk Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
dont-think-im-talking-nonsense-because-im-drunk-im-not-bit-drunk-brandys-all-well-but-i-need-two-bottles-to-make-me-drunk-fyodor-dostoevsky
people-think-coffee-can-be-drunk-with-without-cream-sugar-but-coffee-can-be-drunk-more-ways-than-that-coffee-can-be-drunk-awake-asleep-coffee-can-be-drunk-by-cup-by-gallon-by-you
im-just-funnier-when-im-drunk-not-fallingdown-drunk-just-drunk-enough-to-lose-selfdoubt-doug-stanhope
i-am-drunk-seest-thou-when-i-am-not-drunk-i-do-not-talk-you-have-never-heard-me-talk-much-but-intelligent-man-is-sometimes-forced-to-be-drunk-to-ernest-hemingway
it-is-time-to-get-drunk-so-as-not-to-be-martyred-slaves-time-get-drunk-get-drunk-without-stopping-on-wine-on-poetry-on-virtue-as-you-wish-charles-baudelaire
youre-drunk-just-drunk-enough-he-agreed-in-low-amused-voice-dont-ask-dont-ask-dont-ask-just-drunk-enough-for-what-drat-anna-bradley
being-drunk-n-happy-is-good-being-drunk-and-sad-isnt-good-but-im-just-drunk-here-nor-there
we-rode-on-horse-like-we-were-in-love-drunk-on-coffee-but-thats-silly-because-we-werent-drunk-in-love-we-were-just-drunk-not-from-coffee-either-jarod-kintz
trumpets-are-bit-more-adventurous-theyre-drunk-trumpeters-are-generally-drunk-it-wets-their-whistle-paul-mccartney
my-hush-is-lush-its-drunk-on-its-own-greenness-just-as-im-drunk-on-my-blue-silence-what-would-you-say-if-i-asked-you-to-turquoise-jarod-kintz
i-love-how-since-my-dad-got-laid-off-all-he-does-is-get-drunk-sleep-get-drunk-bitch-at-me-for-always-being-out-lol
falling-in-love-is-like-getting-really-drunk-its-fun-while-your-drunk-until-next-morning-when-you-get-hangover-you-tell-yourself-why-did-i-do-this-i-will-never-drink-again-adalbe
more-people-die-on-per-mile-basis-from-drunk-walking-than-from-drunk-driving-a-j-jacobs
i-filmed-myself-drunk-just-to-see-what-im-like-i-watched-many-funny-videos-people-drunk-on-youtube-aaron-paul
i-was-drunk-but-not-drunk-enough-to-say-what-i-wanted-that-we-dont-live-our-lives-much-as-come-to-them-as-different-people-things-collect-mysteriously-around-us-michael-byer
well-i-am-still-not-drunk-i-straightened-up-against-pillows-as-best-i-could-you-told-me-once-that-if-you-could-still-stand-up-you-werent-drunk-you-diana-gabaldon
i-plead-fifth-then-i-drank-it-i-was-drunk-on-love-but-wouldnt-admit-it-i-was-also-drunk-on-whiskey-but-breathalyzer-outed-me-jarod-kintz
a-lady-came-up-to-me-one-day-said-sir-you-are-drunk-to-which-i-replied-i-am-drunk-today-madam-tomorrow-i-shall-be-sober-but-you-will-still-be-ugly-winston-s-churchill
a-waitress-goes-up-to-winston-churchill-says-sir-your-drunk-to-which-he-replies-i-may-be-drunk-miss-but-in-morning-i-will-be-sober-you-will-still-be-ugly-winston-s-churchill
another-drunk-goes-up-to-parking-meter-puts-in-quarter-dial-goes-to-60-the-drunk-says-huh-i-lost-100-pounds-henny-youngman
he-raised-his-brows-youre-drunk-am-not-he-gave-me-bland-look-a-drunks-famous-last-words-before-they-fall-flat-on-their-face-j-lynn
only-way-to-tolerate-thought-her-mother-sleeping-with-that-man-was-to-get-drunk-drunk-cecily-von-ziegesar
lesseehed-gone-off-after-funeral-gotten-drunk-no-not-drunk-another-word-ended-with-er-drunker-that-was-it-terry-pratchett
dont-ever-forget-what-someone-says-to-you-while-theyre-drunk-because-drunk-words-are-sober-thoughts
one-should-always-be-drunk-thats-all-that-mattersbut-with-what-with-wine-with-poetry-with-virtue-as-you-chose-but-get-drunk-charles-baudelaire
imagination-is-like-drunk-man-who-lost-his-watch-must-get-drunk-again-to-find-it-guy-davenport
the-difference-between-drunk-alcoholic-is-that-drunk-doesnt-have-to-attend-all-those-meetings-w-arthur-lewis
one-should-always-be-drunk-thats-all-that-matters-but-with-what-with-wine-with-poetry-with-virtue-as-you-chose-but-get-drunk-charles-baudelaire
no-one-can-get-really-drunk-on-novel-painting-but-who-can-help-getting-drunk-on-reethovens-ninth-rartoks-sonata-for-two-pianos-percussion-milan-kundera
please-dont-drive-drunk-okay-seriously-but-by-all-means-walk-drunk-that-looks-hilarious-everyone-loves-to-watch-someone-act-like-they-are-trying-to-amy-poehler
the-proper-behavior-all-through-holiday-season-is-to-be-drunk-this-drunkenness-culminates-on-new-years-eve-when-you-get-drunk-you-kiss-person-youre-p-j-orourke
i-used-to-drink-i-did-i-had-to-quit-man-i-was-embarrassing-drunk-id-get-pulled-over-by-cops-id-be-drunk-id-be-out-dancing-in-their-lights-thinking-bill-hicks
im-not-drunk-anymore-but-since-they-cut-out-my-tongue-i-sound-drunk-eddie-van-halen
i-know-some-who-are-constantly-drunk-on-books-as-other-men-are-drunk-on-whiskey-h-l-mencken
never-forget-what-someone-says-to-you-when-they-are-drunk-because-drunk-words-are-sober-thoughts-wiz-khalifa
promise-me-one-thing-dont-take-me-home-until-im-drunk-drunk-indeed-audrey-hepburn
its-unpleasantly-like-being-drunk-whats-unpleasant-about-being-drunk-you-ask-glass-water-douglas-adams
because-high-altitude-you-get-drunk-really-fast-so-everyones-drunk-all-time-clea-duvall
think-me-as-impetuous-hegel-drunk-with-power-also-regular-drunk-eugene-mirman
whisky-i-find-helps-clarity-thought-and-reduces-pain-it-has-additional-virtue-making-you-drunk-if-taken-in-sufficient-quantity-drunk-julian-barnes
you-are-drunk-sir-winston-you-are-disgustingly-drunk-yes-mrs-braddock-i-am-drunk-but-you-mrs-braddock-are-ugly-disgustingly-fat-but-tomorrow-morning-i-winston-churchill-will-be-s
on-day-when-you-will-see-it-every-nursing-mother-will-discard-her-infant-every-pregnant-woman-will-abort-her-load-you-will-see-people-drunk-even-though-they-are-not-drunkbut-puni
in-order-not-to-feel-times-horrid-fardel-bruise-your-shoulders-grinding-you-into-earth-get-drunk-stay-that-way-on-what-on-wine-poetry-virtue-charles-baudelaire
a-man-will-part-with-anything-long-as-hes-drunk-youre-drunk-with-him-d-h-lawrence
the-only-person-more-cynical-than-drunk-is-reformed-drunk-james-crumley
i-was-little-drunk-not-drunk-in-any-positive-sense-but-just-enough-to-be-careless-ernest-hemingway
a-drunk-doesnt-try-to-stand-up-drunk-tries-not-to-fall-down-matthew-mcconaughey
you-know-youve-drunk-too-much-when-you-run-out-booze-its-same-with-love-also-im-drunk-jarod-kintz
im-brighter-when-im-not-drunk-when-im-drunk-i-lose-part-my-iq-gaspar-noe
theres-huge-part-my-life-that-ive-skipped-over-but-im-fine-with-it-ive-maybe-been-drunk-once-twice-in-my-life-in-fact-my-21st-birthday-was-in-tokyo-everyone-around-me-was-drunk-b
i-didnt-quit-drinking-because-i-was-bad-drunk-i-quit-because-i-was-spectacular-drunk-it-got-to-be-like-video-game-where-you-get-to-highest-level-david-feherty
petition-me-no-petitions-sir-today-let-other-hours-be-set-apart-for-business-today-it-is-our-pleasure-to-be-drunk-and-this-our-queen-shall-be-as-drunk-henry-fielding
tommy-dorsey-was-last-band-leaders-he-was-ahead-his-time-if-he-got-drunk-he-got-difficult-but-then-who-hell-isnt-difficult-when-you-get-drunk-dick-haymes
and-sometimes-drunk-women-arent-raped-they-just-make-stupid-choices-to-say-we-deserve-special-treatment-when-were-drunk-because-were-women-to-say-we-need-to-be-looked-after-i-fin
i-observe-lot-you-drunk-people-what-i-do-is-i-just-let-myself-go-there-fully-commit-to-that-drunk-thing-not-that-ive-ever-done-that-myself-ive-had-leslie-mann
youre-beautiful-drunk-daughter-but-youre-drunk-raymond-carver
everyone-should-drink-me-but-i-shouldnt-be-drunk-by-everyone-i-should-be-drunk-all-by-myself-jarod-kintz
i-never-played-drunk-hung-over-yes-but-never-drunk-hack-wilson
always-be-drunk-get-drunk-militantly-just-get-drunk-charles-baudelaire
i-got-drunk-in-canada-i-was-there-for-2-days-but-i-was-drunk-there-for-4-days-i-dont-know-how-it-worked-i-guess-it-was-with-time-difference-adam-carolla
if-white-man-falls-off-chair-drunk-its-just-drunk-if-negro-does-its-whole-damn-negro-race-bill-cosby
blossom-time-drunk-together-banishing-spring-sorrow-drunk-we-broke-off-flowering-limbs-counters-for-our-rounds-wine-suddenly-i-remembered-my-old-friend-gone-to-edge-sky-by-my-rec
people-appear-more-attractive-to-a-drunk-person-because-the-drunk-person-is-less-likely-to-notice-the-asymmetry-of-a-face
what-you-gon-do-with-all-that-junk-all-that-junk-inside-that-trunk-ima-get-get-get-get-you-drunk-get-you-love-drunk-off-my-hump-the-black-eyed-peas
what-you-gon-do-with-all-that-junk-all-that-junk-inside-that-trunk-ima-get-get-get-get-you-drunk-get-you-love-drunk-off-this-hump-the-black-eyed-peas
he-made-her-drunk-this-man-made-her-drunk-every-time-his-eyes-flashed-into-hers-she-could-not-breathe-kristin-cashore
may-this-night-come-wearing-drunk-cloak-love-carrying-passionate-desires-intoxication-love-tonight-may-i-get-drunk-in-love-that-i-do-not-see-any-dreams-suman-pokhrel
a-drunk-was-in-front-judge-the-judge-says-youve-been-brought-here-for-drinking-the-drunk-says-okay-lets-get-started-henny-youngman
i-didnt-want-to-be-drunk-in-public-i-wanted-to-be-drunk-in-bar-i-was-thrown-into-public-ron-white
alcohol-make-you-drunk-man-it-dont-make-you-meditate-it-just-make-you-drunk-herb-is-more-consciousness-bob-marley