Drunk Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
dont-think-im-talking-nonsense-because-im-drunk-im-not-bit-drunk-brandys-all-well-but-i-need-two-bottles-to-make-me-drunk-fyodor-dostoevsky
im-just-funnier-when-im-drunk-not-fallingdown-drunk-just-drunk-enough-to-lose-selfdoubt-doug-stanhope
youre-drunk-just-drunk-enough-he-agreed-in-low-amused-voice-dont-ask-dont-ask-dont-ask-just-drunk-enough-for-what-drat-anna-bradley
being-drunk-n-happy-is-good-being-drunk-and-sad-isnt-good-but-im-just-drunk-here-nor-there
trumpets-are-bit-more-adventurous-theyre-drunk-trumpeters-are-generally-drunk-it-wets-their-whistle-paul-mccartney
my-hush-is-lush-its-drunk-on-its-own-greenness-just-as-im-drunk-on-my-blue-silence-what-would-you-say-if-i-asked-you-to-turquoise-jarod-kintz
i-love-how-since-my-dad-got-laid-off-all-he-does-is-get-drunk-sleep-get-drunk-bitch-at-me-for-always-being-out-lol
more-people-die-on-per-mile-basis-from-drunk-walking-than-from-drunk-driving-a-j-jacobs
i-filmed-myself-drunk-just-to-see-what-im-like-i-watched-many-funny-videos-people-drunk-on-youtube-aaron-paul
i-plead-fifth-then-i-drank-it-i-was-drunk-on-love-but-wouldnt-admit-it-i-was-also-drunk-on-whiskey-but-breathalyzer-outed-me-jarod-kintz
another-drunk-goes-up-to-parking-meter-puts-in-quarter-dial-goes-to-60-the-drunk-says-huh-i-lost-100-pounds-henny-youngman
he-raised-his-brows-youre-drunk-am-not-he-gave-me-bland-look-a-drunks-famous-last-words-before-they-fall-flat-on-their-face-j-lynn
only-way-to-tolerate-thought-her-mother-sleeping-with-that-man-was-to-get-drunk-drunk-cecily-von-ziegesar
lesseehed-gone-off-after-funeral-gotten-drunk-no-not-drunk-another-word-ended-with-er-drunker-that-was-it-terry-pratchett
dont-ever-forget-what-someone-says-to-you-while-theyre-drunk-because-drunk-words-are-sober-thoughts
one-should-always-be-drunk-thats-all-that-mattersbut-with-what-with-wine-with-poetry-with-virtue-as-you-chose-but-get-drunk-charles-baudelaire
imagination-is-like-drunk-man-who-lost-his-watch-must-get-drunk-again-to-find-it-guy-davenport
the-difference-between-drunk-alcoholic-is-that-drunk-doesnt-have-to-attend-all-those-meetings-w-arthur-lewis
one-should-always-be-drunk-thats-all-that-matters-but-with-what-with-wine-with-poetry-with-virtue-as-you-chose-but-get-drunk-charles-baudelaire
im-not-drunk-anymore-but-since-they-cut-out-my-tongue-i-sound-drunk-eddie-van-halen
i-know-some-who-are-constantly-drunk-on-books-as-other-men-are-drunk-on-whiskey-h-l-mencken
never-forget-what-someone-says-to-you-when-they-are-drunk-because-drunk-words-are-sober-thoughts-wiz-khalifa
promise-me-one-thing-dont-take-me-home-until-im-drunk-drunk-indeed-audrey-hepburn
its-unpleasantly-like-being-drunk-whats-unpleasant-about-being-drunk-you-ask-glass-water-douglas-adams
because-high-altitude-you-get-drunk-really-fast-so-everyones-drunk-all-time-clea-duvall
think-me-as-impetuous-hegel-drunk-with-power-also-regular-drunk-eugene-mirman
a-man-will-part-with-anything-long-as-hes-drunk-youre-drunk-with-him-d-h-lawrence
the-only-person-more-cynical-than-drunk-is-reformed-drunk-james-crumley
i-was-little-drunk-not-drunk-in-any-positive-sense-but-just-enough-to-be-careless-ernest-hemingway
a-drunk-doesnt-try-to-stand-up-drunk-tries-not-to-fall-down-matthew-mcconaughey
you-know-youve-drunk-too-much-when-you-run-out-booze-its-same-with-love-also-im-drunk-jarod-kintz
im-brighter-when-im-not-drunk-when-im-drunk-i-lose-part-my-iq-gaspar-noe
youre-beautiful-drunk-daughter-but-youre-drunk-raymond-carver
everyone-should-drink-me-but-i-shouldnt-be-drunk-by-everyone-i-should-be-drunk-all-by-myself-jarod-kintz
i-never-played-drunk-hung-over-yes-but-never-drunk-hack-wilson
always-be-drunk-get-drunk-militantly-just-get-drunk-charles-baudelaire
if-white-man-falls-off-chair-drunk-its-just-drunk-if-negro-does-its-whole-damn-negro-race-bill-cosby
people-appear-more-attractive-to-a-drunk-person-because-the-drunk-person-is-less-likely-to-notice-the-asymmetry-of-a-face
what-you-gon-do-with-all-that-junk-all-that-junk-inside-that-trunk-ima-get-get-get-get-you-drunk-get-you-love-drunk-off-my-hump-the-black-eyed-peas
he-made-her-drunk-this-man-made-her-drunk-every-time-his-eyes-flashed-into-hers-she-could-not-breathe-kristin-cashore
a-drunk-was-in-front-judge-the-judge-says-youve-been-brought-here-for-drinking-the-drunk-says-okay-lets-get-started-henny-youngman
i-didnt-want-to-be-drunk-in-public-i-wanted-to-be-drunk-in-bar-i-was-thrown-into-public-ron-white
alcohol-make-you-drunk-man-it-dont-make-you-meditate-it-just-make-you-drunk-herb-is-more-consciousness-bob-marley