Farts Quotes

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Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
i-am-happy-everywhere-except-in-places-where-i-see-glitz-rich-farts-i-am-happiest-in-brooklyn-where-concentration-rich-farts-is-minimal-nassim-nicholas-taleb
kids-are-like-farts-you-only-like-your-own
have-you-been-sniffing-fairy-farts-kim-harrison
dinosaur-farts-i-dont-know-ralph-klein
i-have-playlist-farts-on-my-phone-lena-headey
farts-are-just-the-ghosts-of-the-things-we-ate
no-matter-how-old-you-are-when-the-ketchup-bottle-farts-its-funny
the-average-person-farts-about-14-times-a-day
true-love-is-not-having-to-hold-your-farts-in-anymore
the-average-pregnant-woman-farts-15-times-that-jessica-simpson
my-farts-smell-like-coffee-drink-them-up-but-slowly-because-theyre-hot-jarod-kintz
a-celebrity-farts-everyone-endures-but-unpopular-will-be-thrased-to-death-michael-bassey-johnson
a-dog-is-not-intelligent-never-trust-animal-thats-surprised-by-its-own-farts-frank-skinner
i-challenge-you-to-find-a-more-loyal-pet-on-which-to-blame-your-farts
note-to-self-wearing-headphones-do-not-make-my-farts-silent
if-i-could-make-money-making-armpit-farts-i-would-but-since-i-cant-i-teach-and-write-richard-b-knight
my-dad-was-proud-himself-when-he-farted-he-sounds-like-hes-strangling-chicken-when-he-farts-carl-barron
eggs-theyre-not-food-they-belong-in-no-group-theyre-just-farts-clothed-in-substance-dylan-moran
i-will-never-win-oscar-do-you-know-why-first-all-because-im-not-jewish-secondly-i-make-too-much-money-for-all-those-old-farts-in-academy
things-i-forget-wearing-headphones-only-make-my-farts-silent-to-me
the-air-that-you-breathe-in-is-made-up-of-the-farts-of-every-living-thing-in-the-world-combined
no-matter-how-politely-one-says-it-we-owe-our-existence-to-farts-bluegreen-algae-diane-ackerman
did-i-not-tell-you-earlier-that-jew-is-such-noble-precious-jewel-that-god-all-angels-dance-when-he-farts-martin-luther
i-think-that-everything-starts-to-go-to-hell-when-you-start-smelling-your-own-farts-complimenting-yourself-on-how-great-they-smell-were-not-going-to-turn-into-fart-smellers
agriculture-is-one-biggest-causes-greenhouse-gases-in-atmosphere-cars-planes-trains-nope-cow-farts
i-dont-break-windi-repair-it-i-am-anti-politician-because-when-one-speaks-he-farts-through-his-mouth-people-always-suffer-jarod-kintz
open-sores-gaping-wounds-smegma-tartar-decayed-nose-fermented-funus-pungent-rot-ripping-farts-running-snot-autopsy
when-bishop-farted-we-were-amused-to-hear-about-it-should-ploughboy-find-treasure-we-must-be-told-but-when-ploughboy-farts-er-keep-it-to-yourself-kingsley-amis
robert-plant-asked-me-to-marry-him-but-i-said-no-i-mean-you-just-dont-want-to-marry-someone-youve-wanted-to-do-it-with-since-you-were-thirteen-because-tori-amos
what-can-i-say-about-love-thats-never-been-said-by-me-anyone-else-well-sometimes-love-smells-like-my-farts-after-i-eat-dozen-roses-jarod-kintz
i-love-baseball-ill-probably-end-up-one-those-old-farts-who-go-to-spring-training-in-florida-every-year-drive-from-game-to-game-all-day-steve-earle
so-familiar-are-eggs-to-us-however-that-in-eighteenth-century-they-were-referred-to-as-cackling-farts-on-basis-that-chickens-cackled-all-time-eggs-mark-forsyth
some-them-relate-to-farts-but-they-are-not-fart-jokes-they-would-just-be-fart-in-joke-but-its-about-something-else-demetri-martin
dont-be-more-serious-than-god-god-invented-dog-farts-peter-kreeft
bug-you-sack-sweat-stink-ive-got-farts-that-smell-sweeter-than-you-think-youre-better-than-me-poop-ice-cream-cones-do-you-call-me-bug-rachel-let-me-do-him-now-kim-harrison
there-was-rare-quality-about-nurse-graces-smile-it-was-knowledge-that-sooner-later-her-smile-would-inspire-some-witty-observer-to-say-something-around-lines-every-time-you-do-thi
in-battle-army-farts-would-surely-beat-army-noses-even-if-those-noses-were-armed-with-fingers-that-could-flick-longrange-boogers-jarod-kintz
theres-place-for-farts-theres-place-for-sharts-je-haldeman
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