Roommate Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
ive-never-had-roommate-even-when-i-was-growing-up
vengeance-was-one-hell-roommate-jr-ward
he-was-so-romantic-he-always-made-sure-that-his-roommate-was-asleep-before-wed-do-it
everyone-has-this-universal-understanding-roommate-drama-leighton-meester
i-really-like-to-put-my-name-on-everything-my-roommate-doesnt-steal-it-its-really-throwback-to-that-jon-stewart
getting-to-be-weird-roommate-on-sitcom-was-dream-come-true
my-roommate-got-a-pet-elephant-then-it-got-lost-its-in-the-apartment-somewhere
i-liked-watching-myself-on-tv-my-first-job-was-hosting-roommate-game
best-of-luck-not-getting-murdered-by-the-roommate-you-found-on-craigslist
my-first-college-roommate-greeted-me-with-shocked-silence-followed-by-so-youre-black-al-roker
i-hope-you-get-a-college-roommate-as-uninterested-in-human-interaction-as-you-are
i-had-this-roommate-in-college-who-would-get-up-almost-2-hours-before-class-to-do-hair-makeup-thats-not-for-me-kim-raver
my-first-college-roommate-greeted-me-with-shocked-silence-followed-by-so-youre-black
a-good-roommate-may-be-single-most-important-thing-to-have-when-one-is-away-at-school-barbara-dana
my-daughter-mackenzie-is-important-to-me-i-have-tattoo-on-my-arm-for-her-my-roommate-gave-me-name-for-her-mike-evans
my-apartment-was-robbed-and-everything-was-replaced-with-exact-replicas-i-told-my-roommate-and-he-said-do-i-know-you
me-my-roommate-wrote-directed-little-short-comedy-called-the-elevator
i-used-to-keep-my-college-roommate-from-reading-my-personal-mail-by-hiding-it-in-her-textbooks-joan-walsh-anglund
last-night-somebody-broke-into-my-apartment-replaced-everything-with-exact-duplicates-when-i-pointed-it-out-to-my-roommate-he-said-do-i-know-you-steven-wright
my-roommate-says-im-going-to-take-shower-shave-does-anyone-need-to-use-bathroom-its-like-some-weird-quiz-where-he-reveals-answer-first-mitch-hedberg
using-your-roommates-or-friends-netflix-account-to-watch-movies-is-actually-a-federal-crime
ive-known-candace-for-34-years-since-junior-college-shes-my-roommate-my-best-friend-i-enjoy-playing-with-her-again-larvisha-west
price-evans-lived-in-same-place-they-were-described-as-friends-at-this-point-we-dont-know-why-he-shot-his-roommate-doug-tobin
i-love-to-roll-out-bed-throw-something-on-i-had-this-roommate-in-college-who-would-get-up-almost-2-hours-before-class-to-do-hair-makeup-thats-not-for-me
a-woman-in-the-united-states-set-fire-to-her-roommate-reportedly-after-he-threw-away-her-spaghetti-and-meatballs
chris-boardman-was-my-first-teammate-my-first-roommate-i-saw-him-finish-his-career-with-hour-record-thought-yeh-what-way-to-go-out
she-wondered-how-dr-watson-clever-man-in-his-own-right-had-lasted-many-years-without-bashing-his-roommate-over-head-out-sheer-frustration-emma-jane-holloway
get-your-product-in-front-actual-living-breathing-strangers-your-college-roommates-approval-does-not-mean-theres-market-demand-kathryn-minshew
my-roommate-couple-other-friends-told-me-about-it-i-had-never-shot-gun-before-wanted-to-learn-how-to-shoot-i-had-no-interest-in-hunting-amy-mlinar
i-gained-weight-on-purpose-for-little-nicky-it-was-one-those-cases-where-id-done-few-roles-where-i-looked-same-way-i-wanted-to-be-roommate-because-i-thought-that-was-funniest-par
sorry-i-cant-hangout-my-uncles-cousins-sister-in-laws-best-friends-insurance-agents-roommates-pet-goldfish-died-maybe-next-time
i-dont-have-any-weird-night-rituals-i-definitely-am-ritualistic-person-i-like-to-go-downstairs-remind-my-roommate-drummer-not-to-practice-early-next-morning-i-can-sleep-in
i-have-lived-in-this-city-my-whole-life-have-seen-way-gentrification-has-changed-it-im-not-necessarily-against-transplants-as-75-percent-my-good-friends-roommate-boyfriend-are-no
i-worked-for-charity-for-while-but-well-i-started-acting-while-i-was-in-high-school-i-kind-just-got-lucky-enough-to-live-at-my-parents-house-until-i-was-actually-making-enough-mo
i-think-ncaa-has-funny-sense-humor-with-regards-to-pairing-us-up-with-florida-they-did-same-thing-to-my-old-roommate-travis-ford-last-year-when-he-had-to-play-kentucky-in-first-r
sept-11-many-things-happened-that-year-this-game-isnt-life-death-but-i-definitely-remember-sitting-in-my-room-with-my-old-roommate-ingle-martin-putting-everything-in-perspective-
i-have-roommate-i-signed-year-lease-i-screwed-up-thats-like-i-wrote-joke-that-didnt-work-but-now-i-have-to-tell-it-for-year-mitch-hedberg
in-cincy-were-told-how-much-gatorade-we-could-take-home-in-houston-we-get-what-we-request-you-get-soap-deodorant-at-your-request-you-dont-have-roommate-on-road-trips
in-college-i-got-my-roommate-into-this-its-lot-fun-i-love-history-the-historical-aspect-it-is-interesting-truly-anybody-who-wants-to-be-scottish-we-can-find-ancestor-who-was-scot
oh-now-you-are-not-afraid-then-kitty-opened-her-mouth-indignant-i-was-not-afraid-before-i-was-shocked-how-many-times-do-you-see-your-orphanage-roommate-be-able-to-turn-someone-in
out-electronics-school-my-first-assignment-was-to-fighter-base-in-florida-my-roommate-glen-would-become-my-best-friend-in-florida-thailand-as-we-were-sent-to-different-air-bases-
when-i-get-high-anxiety-i-vomit-my-mom-was-stressed-out-then-i-found-out-i-was-staying-in-john-mayers-old-dorm-room-i-had-nice-roommate-that-completely-brought-me-down-i-was-comp
rich-people-never-go-to-war-you-ask-college-kid-to-go-to-war-hes-like-umm-im-taking-this-sociology-class-i-think-war-is-like-really-stupid-my-roommates-like-half-afghani-its-goin
she-thought-i-could-find-way-to-save-her-soul-when-she-died-became-undead-right-now-i-was-just-looking-to-find-rent-money-id-get-to-my-roommates-kim-harrison
before-simon-could-answer-he-heard-sound-front-door-opening-he-looked-daggers-at-jace-thats-my-roommate-kyle-be-nice-jace-smiled-charmingly-im-cassandra-clare
and-what-else-is-she-jerome-asked-jazza-didnt-offer-any-reply-i-chimed-in-with-a-bitchweasel-a-bitchweasel-jazzas-face-lit-up-shes-bitchweasel-i-maureen-johnson
i-was-making-pancakes-other-day-fly-flew-into-kitchen-and-thats-when-i-realized-that-spatula-is-lot-like-fly-swatter-and-crushed-fly-is-lot-like-blueberry-and-roommate-is-lot-lik
Reading Chip's college orientation materials, Alfred had been struck by the sentence New England winters can be very cold. The curtains he'd bought at Sears were of a plasticized brown-and-pink fabric with a backing of foam rubber. They were heavy and bulky and stiff. "You'll appreciate these on a cold night, " he told Chip. "You'll be surprised how much they cut down drafts." But Chip's freshman roommate was a prep-school product named Roan McCorkle who would soon be leaving thumbprints, in what appeared to be Vaseline, on the fifth-grade photo of Denise. Roan laughed at the curtains and Chip laughed, too. He put them back in the box and stowed the box in the basement of the dorm and let it gather mold there for the next four years. He had nothing against the curtains personally. They were simply curtains and they wanted no more than what any curtains wanted - to hang well, to exclude light to the best of their ability, to be neither too small nor too large for the window that it was their task in life to cover; to be pulled this way in the evening and that way in the morning; to stir in the breezes that came before rain on a summer night; to be much used and little noticed. There were numberless hospitals and retirement homes and budget motels, not just in the Midwest but in the East as well, where these particularly brown rubber-backed curtains could have had a long and useful life. It wasn't their fault that they didn't belong in a dorm room. They'd betrayed no urge to rise above their station; their material and patterning contained not a hint of unseemly social ambition. They were what they were. If anything, when he finally dug them out of the eve of graduation, their virginal pinkish folds turned out to be rather less plasticized and homely and Sears-like than he remembered. They were nowhere near as shameful as he'd thought.

Jonathan Franzen
reading-chips-college-orientation-materials-alfred-had-been-struck-by-sentence-new-england-winters-can-be-cold-the-curtains-hed-bought-at-sears-were-plasticized-brownpink-fabric-
a serious contender for my book of year. I can't believe I only discovered Chris Carter a year ago and I now consider him to be one of my favourite crime authors of all time. For that reason this is a difficult review to write because I really want to show just how fantastic this book is. It's a huge departure from what we are used to from Chris, this book is very different from the books that came before. That said it could not have been more successful in my opinion. After five books of Hunter trying to capture a serial killer it makes sense to shake things up a bit and Chris has done that in best possible way. By allowing us to get inside the head of one of the most evil characters I've ever read about. It is also the first book based on real facts and events from Chris's criminal psychology days and that makes it all the more shocking and fascinating. Chris Carter's imagination knows no bounds and I love it. The scenes, the characters, whatever he comes up with is both original and mind blowing and that has never been more so than with this book. I feel like I can't even mention the plot even just a little bit. This is a book that should be read in the same way that I read it: with my heart in my mouth, my eyes unblinking and in a state of complete obliviousness to the world around me while I was well and truly hooked on this book. This is addictive reading at its absolute best and I was devastated when I turned the very last page. Robert Hunter, after the events of the last few books is looking forward to a much needed break in Hawaii. Before he can escape however his Captain calls him to her office. Arriving, Hunter recognises someone - one of the most senior members of the FBI who needs his help. They have in custody one of the strangest individuals they have ever come across, a man who is more machine than human and who for days has uttered not a single word. Until one morning he utters seven: 'I will only speak to Robert Hunter'. The man is Hunter's roommate and best friend from college, Lucien Folter, and found in the boot of his car are two severed and mutilated heads. Lucien cries innocence and Hunter, a man incredibly difficult to read or surprise is played just as much as the reader is by Lucien. There are a million and one things I want to say but I just can't. You really have to discover how this story unfolds for yourself. In this book we learn so much more about Hunter and get inside his head even further than we have before. There's a chapter that almost brought me to tears such is the talent of Chris to connect the reader with Hunter. This is a character like no other and he is now one of my favourite detectives of all time. We go back in time and learn more about Hunter when he was younger, and also when he was in college with Lucien. Lucien is evil. The scenes depicted in this book are some of the most graphic I've ever read and you know what, I loved it. After five books of some of the scariest and goriest scenes I've ever read I wondered whether Chris could come up with something even worse (in a good way), but trust me, he does. This book is horrifying, terrifying and near impossible to put down until you reach its conclusion. I spent my days like a zombie and my nights practically giving myself paper cuts turning the pages. If when reading this book you think you have an idea of where it will go, prepare to be wrong. I've learnt never to underestimate Chris, keeping readers on their toes he takes them on an absolute rollercoaster of a ride with the twistiest of turns and the biggest of drops you will finish this book reeling. I am on a serious book hangover, what book can I read next that can even compare to this? I have no idea but if you are planning on reading An Evil Mind I cannot reccommend it enough. Not only is this probably my book of the year it is probably the best crime fiction book I have ever read. An exaggeration you might say but my opinion is my own and this real

Ayaz mallah
serious-contender-for-my-book-year-i-cant-believe-i-only-discovered-chris-carter-year-ago-i-now-consider-him-to-be-one-my-favourite-crime-authors-all-time-for-that-reason-this-is
?Earn cash when you save a quote by clicking
EARNED Load...
LEVEL : Load...