Shampoo Quotes

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i-get-occasional-tweets-from-people-asking-what-shampoo-conditioner-i-use-i-go-straight-for-costco-brand-kirkland-brand-bulk-shampoo-thats-as-far-as-i-go
i-wash-it-every-second-day-i-use-kerastase-shampoo-conditioner-i-just-stick-to-that-but-i-also-have-mustache-comb-i-shampoo-condition-my-mustache-as-well
why-pour-shampoo-into-rabbits-eyes-to-see-how-much-shampoo-you-can-put-in-adults-eyes-before-they-go-blind-ill-put-them-in-my-hair-in-my-eyes-before-i-would-give-them-to-anyone-e
i-like-aveda-shampoo-ive-used-it-since-i-was-swimmer
why-cant-shampoo-and-conditioner-ever-run-out-at-the-same-time
getting-shampoo-in-your-eyes-and-accepting-the-fact-you-will-never-see-again
on-tour-theres-dry-shampoo-i-use-one-by-bed-head
people-who-speak-in-metaphors-should-shampoo-my-crotch
i-kept-thinking-i-would-be-spending-my-life-up-to-my-elbows-in-shampoo
if-im-going-to-be-staying-up-until-3-am-it-should-be-for-world-peace-not-shampoo-sales
he-can-run-faster-than-severus-snape-confronted-with-shampoo-jk-rowling
the-strawberry-shampoo-doesnt-taste-as-good-as-it-smells
you-need-to-start-mixing-toothpaste-with-your-shampoo-because-your-brain-has-a-cavity
i-surveyed-100-women-and-asked-them-what-shampoo-they-used-when-showering-98-of-them-said-how-the-hell-did-you-get-in-here
but-time-has-caught-up-with-it-i-think-vindicated-it-shampoo-too-dark-ambitious-movie
i-like-pantene-shampoo-conditioner-because-my-hair-is-straight-i-find-it-gives-me-little-lift
its-one-my-inventions-shampoo-athena-explained-anyway-i-didnt-know-it-would-doshe-gestured-toward-snakesthat-joan-holub
i-always-use-dry-shampoo-even-if-my-hair-isnt-oily-it-gives-me-much-texture-that-bedhead-vibe
no-i-have-someone-who-comes-to-house-washes-it-puts-in-dry-shampoo-takes-care-if-it-because-i-have-no-time-karl-lagerfeld
i-decided-to-masturbate-with-shampoo-instead-conditioner-today-because-yolo-things-jesus-never-said-dave-matthes
you-know-youve-completely-descended-into-madness-when-matter-shampoo-has-ascended-to-philosophical-heights-elizabeth-wurtzel
im-good-packer-but-i-probably-take-too-much-in-way-toiletries-you-only-really-need-toothbrush-as-most-places-you-go-to-have-bar-soap-some-laurence-fox
why-are-kids-the-only-ones-allowed-to-have-tearfree-shampoo-i-dont-like-my-eyes-to-burn-either
a-shampoo-containing-real-beer-was-marketed-in-the-1970s-under-the-brand-name-body-on-tap
singing-in-the-shower-is-all-fun-and-games-until-you-get-shampoo-in-your-mouth-then-it-just-becomes-a-soap-opera
you-smell-good-its-called-shower-soap-shampoo-water-naked-i-know-drill-becca-fitzpatrick
it-was-just-using-liquid-shampoo-russians-have-one-similar-to-stuff-we-use-on-shuttle-you-just-wet-your-hair-with-it-then-wipe-it-out-shannon-lucid
lindane-shampoo-is-neurotoxin-it-caused-me-to-vomit-my-friend-came-over-to-watch-he-drank-bottle-fumigation
i-love-how-when-my-soap-runs-out-in-the-shower-my-shampoo-magically-transforms-into-body-wash
i-did-things-like-shampoo-heaven-can-wait-i-dont-know-what-those-films-were-about-the-women-i-played-in-them-were-not-empowered-julie-christie
dad-looked-more-sheepish-than-i-had-ever-seen-him-look-in-his-life-it-made-him-appear-younger-a-scent-your-mothers-shampoo-ja-ironside
lindane-shampoo-is-neurotoxin-it-caused-me-to-seizure-my-friend-got-brain-damage-but-he-drank-bottle-fumigation
this-may-sound-strange-but-although-i-feel-like-i-know-everything-about-my-characters-brand-shampoo-they-use-how-many-cavities-they-have-their-greatest-fear-i-dont-actually-see-t
the-other-dry-shampoo-i-was-using-was-wet-feeling-but-i-love-prives-smell-how-light-airy-my-hair-feels-afterwards-sarah
comedians-who-are-22-years-old-can-certainly-be-funny-clever-be-capable-telling-jokes-but-are-they-talking-about-their-favorite-tv-shows-rob-delaney
watching-rachel-maddow-is-like-going-to-target-you-went-in-for-milk-but-you-left-with-shampoo-candles-entire-history-byzantine-empire-i-didnt-need-this
if-i-know-i-am-going-out-in-evening-ill-save-my-shower-till-i-am-about-to-get-ready-im-pristine-im-not-one-for-moisturisers-toners-furthest-i-go-is-shampoo-conditioner-bit-hair-g
doing-theater-i-call-it-concentrated-shampoo-you-put-dime-in-palm-your-hand-you-get-headful-lather-when-you-do-play-youre-there-for-two-half-hours-you-live-lifetime
almost-every-single-commercial-on-television-for-shampoo-sports-shoes-drinks-food-clothes-perfume-cars-etc-is-short-fairy-tale-for-they-are-given-magical-qualities
unite-has-great-dry-shampoo-called-7seconds-after-hot-yoga-class-when-im-super-sweaty-i-spray-this-on-my-hair-comes-back-to-life-miraculous-jennifer-morrison
he-can-smell-his-cologne-his-shampoo-something-else-he-can-smell-boys-own-scent-something-bittersweet-lidia-rolden
they-all-looked-like-shampoo-commercial-healthy-clearskinned-perfectly-proportioned-group-handsome-young-men-their-clothes-hung-on-them-like-they-lilith-saintcrow
i-was-booked-into-riviera-hotel-in-las-vegas-with-three-other-comedians-we-all-were-using-riviera-inhouse-shampoo-we-all-had-equal-shine-bounce-mitch-hedberg
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