Toilet Quotes

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now-you-two-this-year-you-behave-yourselves-if-i-get-one-more-owl-telling-me-youve-youve-blown-up-toilet-blown-up-toilet-weve-never-blown-up-toilet-great-idea-though-thanks-mum-j
when-youve-finished-your-own-toilet-in-morning-then-it-is-time-to-attend-to-toilet-your-planet-just-with-greatest-care-antoine-de-saintexupery
id-grown-up-thinking-that-sanitary-toilet-was-my-right-when-in-fact-its-privilege-25-billion-people-worldwide-have-no-adequate-toilet-rose-george
ozzys-cage-is-now-sparkling-but-there-is-problem-it-seems-that-if-you-put-vast-quantities-sawdust-down-toilet-toilet-stops-working-ja-buckle
i-was-only-westerner-to-succeed-in-place-thats-like-toilet-you-always-come-out-toilet-with-smell
what-they-have-done-in-japan-which-i-find-inspirational-is-theyve-brought-toilet-out-from-behind-locked-door-theyve-made-it-conversational-people-go-out-upgrade-their-toilet-they
i-want-to-publish-book-on-toilet-papernot-only-about-toilet-paper-but-actually-print-it-on-toilet-paper-that-way-nobody-will-be-surprised-by-how-shitty-my-book-is-jarod-kintz
as-he-flushed-unexpected-realization-hit-him-this-is-popes-toilet-he-thought-i-just-took-leak-in-popes-toilet-he-had-to-chuckle-the-holy-throne-dan-brown
to-keep-my-cat-from-drinking-out-toilet-i-could-close-toilet-lid-i-could-close-bathroom-door-i-could-pull-my-straw-out-water-stop-setting-bad-example-jarod-kintz
my-country-is-in-toilet-and-when-my-country-is-in-toilet-world-is-in-toilet
ive-had-to-go-to-friends-to-get-shower-laundry-piled-up-dishes-piled-up-cant-even-flush-my-toilet-without-water-from-someone-else-to-flush-my-toilet-jeff-green
why-does-toilet-paper-need-a-commercial-who-is-not-buying-toilet-paper
In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit is first laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness. In the typical French toilet, on the contrary, the hole is at the back, i.e. shit is supposed to disappear as quickly as possible. Finally, the American (Anglo-Saxon) toilet presents a synthesis, a mediation between these opposites: the toilet basin is full of water, so that the shit floats in it, visible, but not to be inspected. [... ] It is clear that none of these versions can be accounted for in purely utilitarian terms: each involves a certain ideological perception of how the subject should relate to excrement. Hegel was among the first to see in the geographical triad of Germany, France and England an expression of three different existential attitudes: reflective thoroughness (German), revolutionary hastiness (French), utilitarian pragmatism (English). In political terms, this triad can be read as German conservatism, French revolutionary radicalism and English liberalism. [... ] The point about toilets is that they enable us not only to discern this triad in the most intimate domain, but also to identify its underlying mechanism in the three different attitudes towards excremental excess: an ambiguous contemplative fascination; a wish to get rid of it as fast as possible; a pragmatic decision to treat it as ordinary and dispose of it in an appropriate way. It is easy for an academic at a round table to claim that we live in a post-ideological universe, but the moment he visits the lavatory after the heated discussion, he is again knee-deep in ideology.

Slavoj Žižek
in-traditional-german-toilet-hole-into-which-shit-disappears-after-we-flush-is-right-at-front-that-shit-is-first-laid-out-for-us-to-sniff-inspect-for-traces-illness-in-typical-fr
im-little-thirsty-can-i-go-drink-out-your-toilet
theres-no-place-like-home-and-theres-no-toilet-like-your-own-taylor-york
bangkok-is-toilet-without-flush
you-never-realize-what-you-have-until-its-gone-for-example-toilet-paper
she-used-my-toothbrush-to-clean-toilet-the-notorious-big
if-you-drop-your-kindle-in-toilet-youre-done-stephen-king
ive-got-my-own-toilet-grace-harper-christine-amsden
you-dont-know-what-you-have-until-its-gone-for-example-toilet-paper
i-do-not-give-sht-toilet-miss-me-now-mohlalefi-j-motsima
you-can-flush-my-ashes-down-toilet-for-all-i-care
i-love-my-toilet-weve-been-through-a-lot-of-shit-together
dont-get-married-in-house-where-there-is-no-toilet
yup-toilet-is-my-best-friend-before-show-eric-carr
if-all-you-do-is-talk-crap-ill-just-flush-toilet-behdad-sami
trust-methat-toilet-me-were-best-friends-for-first-few-days-i-was-here-alexander-gordon-smith
theres-nothing-special-about-losing-your-virginity-over-toilet-becca-fitzpatrick
for-some-reason-only-swedish-i-know-how-to-say-is-there-is-no-toilet-paper
i-should-make-my-own-toilet-tissue-since-im-the-shit
i-try-to-not-look-back-at-the-past-i-think-of-it-as-a-toilet-that-flushes-do-i-really-want-to-go-there
an-engineer-is-someone-who-washes-his-hands-before-going-to-the-toilet
oh-well-id-just-been-thinking-if-you-had-died-youd-have-been-welcome-to-share-my-toilet-jk-rowling
you-should-make-your-own-toilet-tissue-since-you-the-shit
youre-full-crap-you-could-pass-for-toilet-kami-garcia
it-is-better-to-have-a-relationship-with-someone-who-cheats-on-you-than-with-someone-who-does-not-flush-the-toilet
the-only-parade-ill-attend-this-thanksgiving-is-the-one-to-the-toilet
you-never-realize-you-need-toilet-paper-until-its-too-late
colder-than-a-tibetan-tin-toilet-top
well-my-wife-and-i-were-married-in-a-toilet-it-was-a-marriage-of-convenience
i-cant-see-myself-ever-spending-hundreds-thousands-on-anything-that-doesnt-come-with-toilet
if-this-keeps-up-our-quality-life-is-going-in-toilet-they-are-getting-filthy-rich-tim-hamilton
im-always-so-confused-when-i-see-a-toilet-seat-up-in-the-ladies-restroom
how-about-compromise-everybody-leave-toilet-seat-at-45-degrees-john-alejandro-king
may-your-summer-be-like-a-roll-of-toilet-paper-long-and-useful
it-is-never-okay-to-use-toilet-with-door-open-i-never-want-to-know-what-comes-out-there-because-sometimes-i-eat-at-that-restaurant-carlos-mencia
pee-splits-into-two-streams-both-miss-the-toilet
i-was-swinging-like-toilet-door-on-prawn-trawler-david-feherty
endangered-forests-are-being-slaughtered-for-toilet-paper
success-is-like-toilet-paper-it-only-seems-important-when-you-dont-have-it-richard-jeni
literature-has-nothing-to-do-with-usefulness-most-useful-place-in-any-house-is-toilet-theophile-gautier
toilet-paper-should-be-offered-in-large-rectangles-phyllis-kirouac
nokia-was-once-famous-as-a-manufacturer-of-toilet-paper
your-just-like-a-toilet-fat-round-and-full-of-shit
problems-are-like-toilet-paper-you-pull-on-one-ten-more-come-woody-allen
i-always-leave-toilet-seat-up-its-just-easier-to-wash-my-hair-that-way-jarod-kintz
the-only-thing-i-use-rolling-stone-for-is-toilet-paper-when-i-run-out-neal-schon
dear-humans-ive-had-enough-of-your-crap-sincerely-toilet-paper
las-vegas-most-expensive-toilet-in-world-that-still-cant-flush-brinjonathan-butler
this-is-the-most-romantic-thing-that-has-ever-happened-to-me-it-involves-both-drugs-toilet-katie-heaney
people-who-talk-shit-are-reincarnated-as-toilet-paper
i-want-to-pour-your-voice-into-goldfish-bowl-before-flushing-it-down-toilet-jarod-kintz
first-rule-when-using-public-toilets-always-check-for-toilet-paper
and-course-when-you-see-your-brother-in-toilet-bowl-theres-little-voice-that-say-i-wonder-where-he-would-go-if-it-hadnt-been-for-his-head-bill-cosby
my-dad-used-to-flush-my-mothers-head-down-the-toilet-i-was-so-screwed-up
ill-flush-copy-my-bill-down-toilet-you-should-be-getting-it-in-couple-days-john-swartzwelder
maybe-humans-are-just-the-pet-alligators-that-god-flushed-down-the-toilet
you-know-youre-big-when-you-sit-in-bathtub-water-in-toilet-rises-art-donovan
i-told-cbs-my-career-is-going-down-toilet-youre-pulling-chain
hate-american-toilets-with-only-toilet-paper-no-bidets
make-your-life-like-toilet-paper-long-usefull-wolfgang-riebe
one-of-the-scariest-things-ever-is-flushing-a-toilet-seeing-the-water-coming-up-instead-of-going-down
dear-automatic-flushing-toilet-i-appreciate-the-enthusiasm-but-i-wasnt-done-yet
its-not-hard-to-tell-we-was-poor-when-you-saw-toilet-paper-dryin-on-clothesline
you-might-be-redneck-if-youve-ever-stolen-toilet-paper-from-public-restroom-jeff-foxworthy
and-course-when-you-see-your-brother-in-toilet-bowltheres-little-voice-that-say-i-wonder-where-he-would-goif-it-hadnt-been-for-his-head-bill-cosby
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