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im-not-against-vodka-they-just-asked-us-they-put-out-some-story-about-us-entertaining-international-celebrities-with-vodka-which-course-wasnt-true
a-good-man-can-make-you-feel-sexy-strong-and-able-to-take-on-the-world-ohh-sorry-thats-vodka-vodka-does-that
is-that-vodka-margarita-asked-weakly-the-cat-jumped-up-from-its-chair-in-indignation-excuse-me-your-majesty-he-squeaked-do-you-think-i-would-give-vodka-to-lady-that-is-pure-spiri
we-drank-our-coffee-russian-way-that-is-to-say-we-had-vodka-before-it-vodka-afterwards-philip-sington
is-that-vodka-margarita-asked-weakly-the-cat-jumped-up-in-his-seat-with-indignation-i-beg-pardon-my-queen-he-rasped-would-i-ever-allow-myself-to-offer-vodka-to-lady-this-is-pure-
is-that-vodka-margarita-asked-weakly-the-cat-jumped-up-in-his-seat-with-indignation-i-beg-pardon-my-queen-he-rasped-would-i-ever-allow-myself-to-offer-mikhail-bulgakov
the-key-factor-in-vodka-category-is-smoothness-smoothness-is-what-our-vodka-has
theres-a-chance-this-is-vodka
vodka-is-kind-hobby-betty-white
trust-me-you-can-dance-vodka
vodka-mixes-well-with-everything-except-decisions
they-said-ski-but-they-heard-vodka-ismail-kadare
youre-lips-are-like-vodka-and-i-want-to-get-wasted
i-drank-a-fifth-of-vodka-dare-me-to-drive
if-you-drink-enough-vodka-it-tastes-like-love
jazz-vodka-fuel-resistance-rawi-hage
if-wine-is-fruit-then-vodka-must-be-vegetable-jann-arden
i-didnt-text-you-but-vodka-texted-you
vodka-does-not-ease-back-pain-but-it-does-get-your-mind-off-it-fuzzy-zoeller
laugh-whenever-you-can-keeps-you-from-killing-yourself-when-things-are-bad-that-and-vodka
money-like-vodka-turns-a-person-into-an-eccentric
i-no-longer-know-if-i-wish-to-drown-myself-in-love-vodka-sea-franz-kafka
the-relationship-between-russian-bottle-vodka-is-almost-mystical-richard-owen
once-orange-juice-wears-off-i-might-be-drunk-i-love-vodka-jarod-kintz
take-your-vitamins-dont-drink-vodka-get-used-to-empire-waistlines-rainbow-rowell
vladimir-leaned-forward-never-dilute-vodka-is-sin-jennifer-lane
when-life-gives-you-lemons-find-someone-who-has-vodka-and-throw-a-party
i-like-my-wine-vodka-but-that-doesnt-mean-i-fall-about-drunk-i-know-my-limits-ridley-scott
roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-vodka-is-cheaper-than-dinner-for-two
seth-discovered-that-night-that-he-had-two-extra-stomachs-one-for-vodka-one-for-overeating-kenneth-eade
on-having-to-lose-weight-i-thought-ill-drink-vodka-instead-wine-because-its-less-calories-sienna-miller
it-sucks-but-no-long-islands-margaritas-when-you-drink-it-has-to-be-straight-vodka
roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-vodka-costs-less-than-dinner-for-two
i-need-lot-black-on-my-eyes-little-shot-vodka-to-be-brave-because-youre-beautiful-when-you-relax-carine-roitfeld
i-believe-there-is-not-any-big-difference-between-any-consumer-business-whether-its-bank-insurance-vodka-chocolate-whatever-it-is
i-spilled-some-vodka-on-carpet-i-vacuumed-it-up-vacuum-got-drunk-i-had-to-take-hoover-to-detox-mitch-hedberg
oh-i-dont-need-sleep-i-just-went-to-my-hotel-room-had-cold-hot-dog-vodka-on-rocks-betty-white
i-only-had-one-drink-the-problem-was-my-vodka-glass-could-hold-one-gallon-i-thought-i-was-in-love-but-i-was-really-intoxicated-jarod-kintz
as-only-woman-i-was-able-to-sit-with-officers-in-front-with-glass-vodka-in-one-hand-cucumber-in-other-thats-how-i-went-to-my-first-war-asne-seierstad
a-medium-vodka-dry-martini-with-slice-lemon-peel-shaken-not-stirred-ian-fleming
if-i-had-to-think-what-i-would-do-different-in-my-whole-career-its-that-i-never-would-have-picked-up-beer-bottle-vodka-that-definitely-changed-my-jayson-williams
my-whole-persona-is-vodka-bottles-marijuana-the-hope-in-nana-was-rockin-inspired-from-my-mama-vinnie-paz
i-love-you-way-ice-melts-in-vodkaslowly-seamlessly-invisibly-its-feelgood-feeling-whether-you-see-it-not-jarod-kintz
he-would-have-lied-to-himself-as-facilely-as-alcoholic-lies-to-himself-to-justify-10-m-tumbler-vodka-it-may-be-early-here-but-in-baghdad-its-peter-benchley
vodka-goes-well-with-wintery-perspective-nothing-else-provokes-such-presentiments-falling-snow-except-for-some-communist-seizure-state-michele-bernstein
once-we-hit-forty-women-only-have-about-four-taste-buds-left-one-for-vodka-one-for-wine-one-for-cheese-and-one-for-chocolate
he-had-to-have-been-lonely-guy-he-gave-up-his-whole-life-for-his-career-when-he-was-on-road-all-time-he-didnt-have-any-family-friends-around-that-for-him-became-vodka-steve-allen
vodka-redbull-upper-meets-downer-in-effervescent-hybrid-bubble-gum-junkie-piss-diablo-cody
i-love-swedish-people-for-their-detective-novels-their-archipelago-their-sense-humor-their-carbonated-vodka-most-especially-for-their-wonderful-hospitality
vodka-eyeballing-sounds-great-but-its-slippery-slope-next-youll-be-scotch-nostriling-tequila-nippling-before-you-know-it-jager-tainting-stephen-colbert
i-have-punishing-workout-regimen-every-day-i-do-3-minutes-on-treadmill-then-i-lie-down-drink-glass-vodka-smoke-cigarette-anthony-hopkins
things-on-essential-list-vodka-nine-inch-nails-steady-supply-mortal-men-allpurpose-bitchy-attitude-richelle-mead
drinking-goes-with-everything-theres-always-excuse-to-drink-we-sell-beer-liquor-247365-everywhere-you-can-buy-5th-vodka-at-3am-on-easter-sunday-if-kirk-windstein
to-disguise-dead-passengers-during-a-flight-british-airways-used-to-give-them-sunglasses-vodka-tonic-and-a-copy-of-the-daily-mail
happy-hour-is-slightly-different-in-soviet-union-there-are-no-ice-cubes-orangepeel-twists-in-vodka-also-it-lasts-all-day-p-j-orourke
im-hypochondriac-yesterday-it-was-brain-damage-from-vodka-night-before-today-heart-attack-my-arm-chest-started-hurting-at-same-time-lisa-marie-presley
whiskeys-to-tough-champagne-costs-too-much-vodka-puts-my-mouth-in-gear-i-hope-this-refrain-will-help-me-explain-as-matter-fact-i-like-beer-tom-t-hall
i-blew-lot-on-vodka-tonic-gambling-fags-looking-back-i-think-i-overdid-it-on-tonic-stan-bowles
it-doesnt-matter-if-the-glass-is-half-empty-or-half-full-there-is-clearly-room-for-more-vodka
i-dont-believe-in-right-left-i-dont-believe-in-santa-satan-i-believe-in-things-i-can-touch-like-vodka-oreos-christopher-titus
so-vodka-comes-whiskey-goes-and-honesty-oh-it-flows-flows-weve-talked-it-out-till-were-standing-still-and-if-we-dont-know-well-we-never-will-hue-cry
when-life-gives-you-lemons-you-make-lemonade-then-find-someone-whos-life-is-givin-them-vodka-have-party-ron-white
other-peoples-films-are-like-cocktail-little-alcohol-with-water-juice-my-films-are-like-pure-vodka
i-believe-if-life-gives-you-lemons-make-lemonadethen-find-someone-that-life-gave-vodka-to-have-party-ron-white
i-believe-that-if-life-gives-you-lemons-you-should-make-lemonade-and-try-to-find-somebody-whose-life-has-given-them-vodka-and-have-a-party
i-believe-when-life-gives-you-lemons-you-should-make-lemonade-try-to-find-someone-whose-life-has-given-them-vodka-have-party-ron-white
as-ice-melted-we-fell-in-loveslowly-i-just-wish-ice-were-in-two-glasses-vodka-not-surrounding-our-bodies-jarod-kintz
when-life-hands-you-lemons-make-lemonade-then-find-someone-whos-life-handed-them-vodka-and-have-a-party
they-say-milk-gives-u-strength-drink-three-glasses-and-try-moving-a-wall-you-cant-drink-three-shots-of-vodka-and-it-moves-all-by-itself
i-hate-vodka-it-is-second-worst-thing-to-have-come-out-russia-after-communism-which-isnt-russian-anyway-karl-marx-was-russian-param-vyas
i-dont-like-people-who-drink-decaf-coffee-its-like-what-why-you-drinking-it-like-it-taste-good-thats-like-drinking-non-alcoholic-vodka-chelsea-handler
you-cant-win-in-love-but-if-you-could-id-be-clear-victor-vodka-is-also-clear-i-must-be-drunk-jarod-kintz
ill-drink-responsibly-when-there-is-a-brand-of-vodka-named-responsibly
we-used-to-get-published-a-lot-and-there-was-this-vodka-advertisement-it-embarrassed-me-a-lot-afterwards
i-live-on-shameless-flattery-vodka-but-two-usually-go-hand-in-hand-vicktor-alexander
you-cutting-lawn-fixing-machinesall-this-leprous-day-then-more-vodkamore-soda-pond-forgiving-our-bodies-pond-sucking-out-throb-anne-sexton
my-favorite-salad-dressing-is-vodka-and-my-favorite-ice-cream-flavor-is-coffee-though-i-prefer-it-melted-hot-enough-to-burn-flesh-jarod-kintz
nel-mio-paese-la-vodka-non-porta-alcuna-gioia-porta-abbruttimento-rimorso-depressione-distrugge-ogni-cosa-nikolai-maslov
the-biggest-apparently-most-impossible-conflicts-on-earth-were-based-on-dialogue-you-are-stupid-no-its-you-who-are-stupid-the-solution-said-allan-was-often-t-down-bottle-vodka-to
considering-that-americans-are-now-moving-away-from-whiskey-moving-away-from-brown-spirits-in-general-i-believe-that-they-will-all-join-russians-who-drink-vodka-straight-they-wil
i-began-to-think-vodka-was-my-drink-at-last-it-didnt-taste-like-anything-but-it-went-straight-down-into-my-stomach-like-sword-swallowers-sword-made-me-feel-powerful-godlike-sylvi
without-mona-hanna-felt-like-great-outfit-without-matching-accessories-screwdriver-that-was-all-orange-juice-no-vodka-ipod-without-headphones-she-sara-shepard
george-jessels-newest-pickmeup-which-is-receiving-attention-from-towns-paragraphers-is-called-bloody-mary-half-tomato-juice-half-vodka-lucius-beebe
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