Collect Your Jar of Quotes

If it is true that we have a personal relationship with God, then that's enough for me.


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Mom claimed that I could carry a tune at 2 or 3 years of age. Maybe she was a little prejudiced.


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I don't want to repeat my innocence, I want the pleasure of losing it again


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Put your boobs back in your shirt, smile instead of doing that duck face and put your middle finger down. Have some self-respect!


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The LORD openeth the eyes of the blind: the LORD raiseth them that are bowed down: the LORD loveth the righteous


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The noble simplicity in the works of nature only too often originates in the noble shortsightedness of him who observes it.


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An American Idol is someone that has all the qualities that America thinks is positive, attractive and alluring.


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All my friends' mothers were appalling women.


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Is it the extremist, or the media, that blow things up -Loesje


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Do you know what we are those of us who count as pillars of society? We are society's tools, neither more nor less.


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If you can't drink a lobbyist's whiskey, take his money, sleep with his women and still vote against him in the morning, you don't belong in politics.


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You can't fail, if you don't give up.


I remembered thy judgments of old, O LORD; and have comforted myself. -Psalms 119:52


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David therefore himself calleth him Lord; and whence is he then his son? And the common people heard him gladly. -Mark 12:37


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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window. -Rodney Dangerfield


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Drink to-day, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do 't to-morrow. -John Fletcher


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He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love.


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Accepting and being contented for whatever situation you have right now is the best way to achieve happiness and make your life less complicated. -Jhay Babista


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