Collect Your Jar of Quotes

A story should be like a miniskirt: long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting.


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When you're a teenager, 'No' is a complete sentence.


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Let woman out of the home, let man into it, should be the aim of education. The home needs man, and the world outside needs woman.


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Lately it takes a lot to get me mad, there's no point in being mad over little things when there's bigger problems to worry about.


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They say geniuses mostly have great mothers. They mostly have sad fates.


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Now he that betrayed him gave them a sign, saying, Whomsoever I shall kiss, that same is he: hold him fast. -Matthew 26:48


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Opinion is that exercise of the human will which helps us to make a decision without information -John Erskine


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To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.


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Maachah, Caleb's concubine, bare Sheber, and Tirhanah. -1 Chronicles 2:48


Volleyball is my life, everything else is just details. -Unknown Author


You aren't the one that got away, you're the one that left before I could hold on.


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Came unto me, and stood, and said unto me, Brother Saul, receive thy sight. And the same hour I looked up upon him. -Acts 22:13


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Praising all alike, is praising none -John Gay


Yea, if thou criest after knowledge, and liftest up thy voice for understanding; -Proverbs 2:3


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Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.


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I can find some way to make poetry out of my life's experiences.


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I don't regret the past, I just regret the times I've wasted with the wrong people at the wrong things.


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One person with a belief is equal to ninety-nine who have only interests. -John Stuart Mill


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