Collect Your Jar of Quotes

Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?


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To acquire knowledge, one must study but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.


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And his raiment became shining, exceeding white as snow; so as no fuller on earth can white them. -Mark 9:3


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And one goat for a sin offering; beside the continual burnt offering, his meat offering, and his drink offering. -Numbers 29:31


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Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying -George Bernard Shaw


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Absence is the enemy of love -Proverb


In movies there is a clear line between the good guys and the bad guys. In life, not so much.


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Sometimes it's not important why something happens, just that it happens, and that is important.


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If you count all your assets, you always show a profit -Robert Quillen


Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with -Artemus Ward


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And we declare unto you glad tidings, how that the promise which was made unto the fathers, -Acts 13:32


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I have a daughter, at a young age and I STILL live at home with my parents SO WHAT! I'm a young mother and a DAMN good one!


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Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.


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Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless.


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Don't worry about those who talk behind your back. They're behind you for a reason.


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Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it.


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The lightning spark of thought generated in the solitary mind awakens its likeness in another mind. -Thomas Carlyle


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Imperfections are not inadequacies they are reminders that we're all in this together


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