Collect Your Jar of Quotes

The greatest happiness is to know the source of unhappiness.
Never heard that D be runnin, cuz D be gunnin. I beat my dick and bust off in ya eye, so you can see me comin. -DMX
Patience is a virtue -Jesse Neo
Sometimes you must experience a low point in life in order to learn a lesson you wouldn't have learned any other way.
The best gift in life is a second chance.
The yellow rose in the red rose garden might be just the one that catches the right person's eye. -Jesse Neo
If happiness is the absence of fever then I will never know happiness. For I am posessed by a fever for knowledge, experience and creation. -Anais Nin
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed. I wrote it in air, it was blown away. I wrote it on my heart and I got a heart attack.
Send your life to a whole new level! Zip up the negative words and start speaking faith and victory into your future. -Joel Osteen
Having money is rather like being a blond. It is more fun but not vital.
Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory. -General George S Patton
That annoying person who texts you again if you don't reply within 18 seconds.
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer -Leo Rosten
My second marriage had a lot to do with alcohol.
The only thing more expensive than education is ignorance. -Benjamin Franklin
For my world is as forbidden as it is fragile; without its mysteries it cannot survive. -Memoirs Of A Geisha
When you learn to discipline your tongue, you'll stop scrutinizing, judging and condemning others. You'll then focus on your own weaknesses. -Mufti Ismail Menk
Being a real man doesn't mean you sleep with 100 girls. It means you fight for one girl even when 99 others are chasing you...