Collect Your Jar of Quotes

If it is true that we have a personal relationship with God, then that's enough for me.

Mom claimed that I could carry a tune at 2 or 3 years of age. Maybe she was a little prejudiced.

I don't want to repeat my innocence, I want the pleasure of losing it again

Put your boobs back in your shirt, smile instead of doing that duck face and put your middle finger down. Have some self-respect!

The LORD openeth the eyes of the blind: the LORD raiseth them that are bowed down: the LORD loveth the righteous

The noble simplicity in the works of nature only too often originates in the noble shortsightedness of him who observes it.

An American Idol is someone that has all the qualities that America thinks is positive, attractive and alluring.

All my friends' mothers were appalling women.

Is it the extremist, or the media, that blow things up -Loesje

Do you know what we are those of us who count as pillars of society? We are society's tools, neither more nor less.

If you can't drink a lobbyist's whiskey, take his money, sleep with his women and still vote against him in the morning, you don't belong in politics.

You can't fail, if you don't give up.

I remembered thy judgments of old, O LORD; and have comforted myself. -Psalms 119:52

David therefore himself calleth him Lord; and whence is he then his son? And the common people heard him gladly. -Mark 12:37

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window. -Rodney Dangerfield

Drink to-day, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do 't to-morrow. -John Fletcher

He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love.

Accepting and being contented for whatever situation you have right now is the best way to achieve happiness and make your life less complicated. -Jhay Babista