Collect Your Jar of Quotes

nobody-believes-the-official-spokesman-but-everybody-trusts-an-unidentified-source
so-long-as-you-are-still-worried-about-what-others-think-of-you-you-are-owned-by-them
treat-every-day-as-a-gift-because-it-is-one-never-take-life-for-granted
but-whether-a-couple-is-a-man-and-a-woman-has-everything-to-do-with-the-meaning-of-marriage
a-man-who-governs-his-passions-is-master-of-the-world-we-must-either-command-them-or-be-enslaved-by-them-it-is-better-to-be-a-hammer-than-an-anvil
this-was-very-very-scary-doomsday-legislation-for-business-when-the-house-bill-passed-i-realized-it-needs-to-be-all-hands-on-board-i-was-shocked
comedy-is-an-escape-not-from-truth-but-from-despair-a-narrow-escape-into-faith
i-did-not-come-to-nasa-to-make-history
i-have-to-hit-the-gym-i-have-beauty-appointments-i-have-to-work-toward-my-next-job-and-maintaining-my-image-just-like-an-athlete
the-most-exciting-attractions-are-between-two-opposites-that-never-meet
once-you-learn-how-to-be-happy-you-wont-tolerate-being-around-people-who-make-you-feel-anything-less
if-men-are-dogs-then-women-are-cats-but-only-cats-cover-their-shit
that-moment-when-you-say-something-and-everyone-laughs-so-you-just-sit-there-like-a-boss
the-nation-will-find-it-very-hard-to-look-up-to-the-leaders-who-are-keeping-their-ears-to-the-ground
the-triple-is-the-most-exciting-play-in-baseball-home-runs-win-a-lot-of-games-but-i-never-understood-why-fans-are-so-obsessed-with-them
you-are-the-milk-to-my-cookie