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Congratulations on taking your old job back.Congratulations on your achievements. You have made us all proud. Great job, keep it up.Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.Better believe that, test it, see if we won't put you on your backOnce a Virgo doesn't like you, they probably won't ever like you again.