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Dear Facebook, thanks for reminding me why moving away from my hometown was the best decision ever.

Thank you Facebook for reminding me when my family member's birthdays are.Sorry your decision to quietly change your relationship status was broadcast to every single one of your Facebook friends.Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, MyspaceDear Ex, I won't block you or delete you on Facebook so you can see how happy I am without you. Sincerely, Me.Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him.Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??