The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over.
EVERYBODY WANTS A PIECE OF CANDY EVERYBODY WANTS A PIECE OF CANDY NOW DEMAND WAS SO HIGH SHE GOT SIX MORE CAMERAS NOW YOU GOT CANDY FROM EVERY ANGLE PAINTING HER NAILS ON THE EDGE OF HER BED AND FAKIN' WITH HER BOYFRIEND WHEN HE'S GIVIN' HER HEAD YEAH A THOUSAND HITS A DAY, SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHO HER FANS ARE A FEW SHORT WEEKS AND SHE'S A CHAT ROOM SUPERSTAR OLD MEN LOGGIN' HARD AND FAST JUST TO GET A LITTLE PEEK AT CANDY'S --
I think life is cotton candy on a rainy day. For those who grew up with cotton candy the old-fashioned way, it is very delicate. Pre-made cotton candy that has preservatives is not nearly as good or true. True cotton candy is sugar, color, and air and it melts very quickly. That was the metaphor - it can't be preserved, it can't be put aside, it can't be banked. It has to be experienced, like life.
As long as I can remember, male candy eaters have been ill-used, misunderstood, and denigrated, in films and on television, as weak, self-indulgent, soft, effeminate, undisciplined, and venal. Most of us have been driven underground. We eat our candy alone and on the sly. We never experience the intimacy of sharing candy with others-unless we have chosen our mates wisely.
ITS RESERVED FOR THEM BALLAZ, WHO MAKE THAT CHEESE IT AIN'T CANDY IF IT DIDN'T COST A COUPLE OF G'S ON YOUR JEEP, YOUR TRUCK, YOUR CHEVY OR YOUR LEXUS 5TH WHEEL ON THE GRILL LIKE THEM PLAYAZ DO IN TEXAS MY FOLKS GETTIN SIDEWAYS IN VALLEJO BALLAZ IN MEMPHIS SLAMMIN SHUT THE CADILLAC DOORS FULL OF INK SO BLINKED I COULD FLY TO A WORLD WHERE YOU HAVE TO ROLL CANDY OR YOU DIE DESCENDING, MY MIND GOES BACK INTO REALITY TO SOME, HAVING CANDY PAINT IS JUST A FANTASY CUSTOM LEATHER EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK IS WOODGRAIN BIG BALL TELLIN YOU ITS ALL ABOUT THE CANDY MANE
8Ball And MJG
Candy. He spoke of candy. Was he still in the child's world where candy stood for something sweet enough to hold back tears? I had grown older, and had lost enthusiasm for childish delights. I wanted what every teenager wants - freedom to develop into a woman, freedom to have full control over my life! Though I tried to tell him this, my voice had dried up along with my tears.
I found this deer toy that poops out candy. And so if I say, 'Cree, you have to go to bed right now. You will get a candy.' We've named the pooping deer 'Gus.'... He gets a jelly bean. And it works. Positive reinforcement is the way to go. I'm learning things like that which help me be a better parent.
Sour Patch, Swedish Fish. I love candy, man. I can't go without candy. And when I'm recording, I always have a TV on with cartoons - on mute, though. When I'm recording, I like to look at the TV now and then and see some crazy, wacky stuff. When you're thinking creative, it just keeps you creative. Everybody got their way of making music.
I grew up in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio, in the early '90s, and hospitals and doctor's offices offered to x-ray candy. I was 7 or 8. The day after Halloween, my brother and I were sorting all of our candy, and my mom asked if she could have a piece of my gum. She put the gum in her mouth, bit down, and there was a shard of metal in it!
Cory Michael Smith
You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children. All those sweet-looking kids who sell boxes of candy bars on the street to help pay for schooling - how do we know what's in those bars? And don't even get me stated on that nefarious institution designed to lure unsuspecting customers into buying mysterious frosted goodies: the bake sale. Adults, be warned: if a child wanted to poison you it would be a piece of cake! Literally a piece of cake.
There's no razor in candy. If for no other reason, it doesn't make financial sense. It's not fiscally prudent. How much does a piece of candy cost - like, a penny and a half? An apple's like 15 cents? Anybody here bought a Mach 3 replacement cartridge recently? They're so expensive, they don't even keep them on the shelf. You know, you have to ask the people behind the counter. I feel like I'm trying to buy enriched plutonium or something.
PRETTY SOON THE FREAKS THEY'RE ALL TRYIN' TO FIND HER THEY'RE NOT JUST FANS MAN, THEY'RE SUBSCRIBERS THEY HID IN HER BUSHES AND OUT AT HER FENCE TRYIN' TO GET A LITTLE PIECE OF CANDY IN THE FLESH LOCK THE DOORS AND BLACK THE WINDOWS TAKE DOWN THE CAMERAS AND PUT 'EM WHERE THE TRASH GOES A LITTLE LATE THAT SHE FIGURED IT OUT CANDY STARVED TO DEATH 'CAUSE SHE WOULDN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE
I attributed their behavior to the fact that they didn't have a TV, but television didn't teach you everything. Asking for candy on Halloween was called trick-or-treating, but asking for candy on November first was called begging, and it made people uncomfortable. This was one of the things you were supposed to learn simply by being alive, and it angered me that the Tomkeys did not understand it.
I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your candy bar, and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up? That's a good invention. Before that, it was hard times for the vending machine owners. "Yeah, what candy bar are you getting?" "That one, and every one on the bottom row!"