Flashlight Quotes

Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Categories: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
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hi-welcome-to-hollister-would-you-like-a-flashlight
god-has-flashlight-let-him-light-way-mary-kate
just-gotta-follow-the-flashlight-he-sees
i-see-myself-as-flashlight-in-dark-im-not-trying-to-be-overlooked-anymore
theres-not-single-flashlight-app-thats-not-spying-on-you-right-now
ego-is-to-true-self-what-flashlight-is-to-spotlight
flashlight-beams-danced-crazily-kurt-vonnegut
putting-your-thumb-over-the-flashlight-to-see-it-glow
learn-to-think-for-yourself-unless-course-you-can-identify-someone-else-with-better-judgement-flashlight-dov-davidoff
full-moon-is-flashlight-everyone-can-see-your-drama-eric-jerome-dickey
ever-hold-your-hand-over-torch-sorry-flashlight-for-you-americans-rick-riordan
dont-try-to-hide-your-face-caught-in-a-flashlight
welcome-to-hollister-would-you-like-earplugs-a-gasmask-or-a-flashlight
a-flashlight-is-a-case-for-holding-dead-batteries
flashlights-would-have-been-nice-next-adventure-coralee-was-going-to-bring-flashlight-caitlin-rush
my-cell-phone-is-my-watch-camera-flashlight-calculator-and-so-much-more
theres-tension-in-this-room-well-have-butterflies-soon-fumbling-round-in-dark-with-flashlight-architecture-in-helsinki
because-there-might-come-day-when-there-is-no-flashlight-there-is-no-gun-there-is-no-guiding-hand-and-i-want-to-be-ready-for-it-divergent-pg138-veronica-roth
robbie-turned-to-house-again-got-flashlight-of-course-not-i-smirked-that-would-make-me-too-well-prepared-wouldnt-it-cate-tiernan
too-bad-we-dont-have-flashlight-thanks-for-stating-obvious-mr-thomas-minho-replied-james-dashner
love-is-darkness-that-shines-in-our-hearts-i-bought-you-flashlight-its-broken-you-know-i-care-jarod-kintz
i-survived-many-youth-hostel-bunk-room-reading-tolstoy-by-flashlight
my-phone-is-an-alarm-clock-a-flashlight-a-music-player-and-a-digital-camera
three-in-morning-making-yourself-cup-coffee-in-dark-using-flashlight-when-you-pour-boiling-water-william-gibson
by-constantly-moving-flashlight-your-attention-to-perimeter-your-understanding-you-enlarge-your-sense-world-eli-pariser
the-sun-would-be-better-than-flashlight-except-it-doesnt-work-at-night-it-probably-needs-to-recharge-its-batteries-from-running-all-day-jarod-kintz
prophesies-are-dark-dont-need-flashlight-to-illuminate-im-bring-my-own-lighthouse-kind-lover-jarod-kintz
those-who-seek-truth-are-logically-in-dark-therefore-if-i-aspire-to-be-anything-in-world-its-to-be-lighthouse-and-you-my-midget-sidekick-you-can-be-my-flashlight-jarod-kintz
most-actors-are-starving-most-us-are-walking-around-with-flashlight-tweezers-looking-for-evidence-when-you-have-someone-that-actually-writes-dylan-mcdermott
her-searches-after-knowledge-were-arbitrary-without-context-it-was-as-if-she-were-shining-small-flashlight-curiosity-into-dark-room-world-gloria-steinem
i-invest-in-anything-that-bernanke-cant-destroy-including-gold-canned-beans-bottled-water-flashlight-batteries-david-stockman
i-loved-ghost-stories-creaky-staircases-stormy-nights-if-it-guaranteed-nightmares-i-read-it-by-flashlight-after-midnight-lisa-gardner
my-flashlights-not-working-i-dont-know-if-batteries-are-dead-but-my-motherinlaw-sure-as-hell-isnt-when-she-dies-my-love-can-live-jarod-kintz
i-had-dream-about-you-we-were-riding-beam-light-to-edge-galaxy-then-my-flashlight-battery-went-dead-stephen-hawkings-robot-voice-said-game-over-ryan-lilly
watch-me-do-it-as-i-do-it-i-do-it-right-grab-gauge-duct-tape-flashlight-don-black-ski-mask-come-to-your-house-cut-off-your-power-do-you-with-icet
superman-was-my-first-comic-back-in-50s-that-was-me-under-bedspread-with-flashlight-reading-comic-books
the-culture-cannot-evolve-faster-than-language-the-language-is-flashlight-that-shows-path-terence-mckenna
when-i-write-songs-i-try-to-write-in-way-to-reach-as-many-people-as-i-can-to-be-lighthouse-versus-flashlight-chris-tomlin
we-just-say-things-differently-in-australia-like-torch-id-ask-can-i-have-torch-it-seems-to-fall-flat-when-i-say-can-i-have-flashlight
comparing-jesus-with-historys-greatest-human-leaders-is-like-comparing-sun-to-flashlight-with-no-batteries-ray-comfort
the-actual-materials-are-important-a-book-at-nightstand-is-important-light-you-can-get-at-flashlight-as-kerouac-had-brakemans-latern-allen-ginsberg
dont-be-attached-to-visions-lights-in-meditation-dont-rise-fall-with-them-whats-great-about-brightness-my-flashlight-has-it-it-cant-help-us-rid-ajahn-chah
but-if-they-have-flashlight-it-means-theyre-human-not-some-kind-monsters-from-surface-objected-artyom-i-dont-know-whats-worse-said-melnik-cutting-off-artyom-dmitry-glukhovsky
reading-is-tool-no-one-can-take-away-a-million-bad-things-may-happen-in-life-itll-still-be-with-you-like-flashlight-that-never-needs-battary-reading-can-offer-crack-light-on-blac
she-wants-to-know-if-i-love-her-thats-all-anyone-wants-from-anyone-else-not-love-itself-but-knowledge-that-love-is-there-like-new-batteries-in-flashlight-in-emergency-kit-in-hall
science-is-like-flashlight-in-hands-people-living-in-huge-balloon-they-can-illuminate-anything-in-balloon-but-cannot-shine-it-outside-balloon-to-see-where-it-is-floating-if-it-is
I just didn't get it- even with the teacher holding an orange (the earth) in one hand and a lemon (the moon) in the other, her favorite student (the sun) standing behind her with a flashlight. I just couldn't grasp it- this whole citrus universe, these bumpy planets revolving so slowly no one could even see themselves moving. I used to think if I could only concentrate hard enough I could be the one person to feel what no one else could, sense a small tug from the ground, a sky shift, the earth changing gears. Even though I was only one mini-speck on a speck, even though I was merely a pinprick in one goosebump on the orange, I was sure then I was the most specially perceptive, perceptively sensitive. I was sure then my mother was the only mother to snap, 'The world doesn't revolve around you!' The earth was fragile and mostly water, just the way the orange was mostly water if you peeled it, just the way I was mostly water if you peeled me. Looking back on that third grade science demonstration, I can understand why some people gave up on fame or religion or cures- especially people who have an understanding of the excruciating crawl of the world, who have a well-developed sense of spatial reasoning and the tininess that it is to be one of us. But not me-even now I wouldn't mind being god, the force who spins the planets the way I spin a globe, a basketball, a yoyo. I wouldn't mind being that teacher who chooses the fruit, or that favorite kid who gives the moon its glow.

Denise Duhamel
i-just-didnt-get-it-even-with-teacher-holding-orange-earth-in-one-hand-lemon-moon-in-other-her-favorite-student-sun-standing-behind-her-with-flashlight-i-just-couldnt-grasp-it-th
Things I Used to Get Hit For: Talking back. Being smart. Acting stupid. Not listening. Not answering the first time. Not doing what I'm told. Not doing it the second time I'm told. Running, jumping, yelling, laughing, falling down, skipping stairs, lying in the snow, rolling in the grass, playing in the dirt, walking in mud, not wiping my feet, not taking my shoes off. Sliding down the banister, acting like a wild Indian in the hallway. Making a mess and leaving it. Pissing my pants, just a little. Peeing the bed, hardly at all. Sleeping with a butter knife under my pillow. Shitting the bed because I was sick and it just ran out of me, but still my fault because I'm old enough to know better. Saying shit instead of crap or poop or number two. Not knowing better. Knowing something and doing it wrong anyway. Lying. Not confessing the truth even when I don't know it. Telling white lies, even little ones, because fibbing isn't fooling and not the least bit funny. Laughing at anything that's not funny, especially cripples and retards. Covering up my white lies with more lies, black lies. Not coming the exact second I'm called. Getting out of bed too early, sometimes before the birds, and turning on the TV, which is one reason the picture tube died. Wearing out the cheap plastic hole on the channel selector by turning it so fast it sounds like a machine gun. Playing flip-and-catch with the TV's volume button then losing it down the hole next to the radiator pipe. Vomiting. Gagging like I'm going to vomit. Saying puke instead of vomit. Throwing up anyplace but in the toilet or in a designated throw-up bucket. Using scissors on my hair. Cutting Kelly's doll's hair really short. Pinching Kelly. Punching Kelly even though she kicked me first. Tickling her too hard. Taking food without asking. Eating sugar from the sugar bowl. Not sharing. Not remembering to say please and thank you. Mumbling like an idiot. Using the emergency flashlight to read a comic book in bed because batteries don't grow on trees. Splashing in puddles, even the puddles I don't see until it's too late. Giving my mother's good rhinestone earrings to the teacher for Valentine's Day. Splashing in the bathtub and getting the floor wet. Using the good towels. Leaving the good towels on the floor, though sometimes they fall all by themselves. Eating crackers in bed. Staining my shirt, tearing the knee in my pants, ruining my good clothes. Not changing into old clothes that don't fit the minute I get home. Wasting food. Not eating everything on my plate. Hiding lumpy mashed potatoes and butternut squash and rubbery string beans or any food I don't like under the vinyl seat cushions Mom bought for the wooden kitchen chairs. Leaving the butter dish out in summer and ruining the tablecloth. Making bubbles in my milk. Using a straw like a pee shooter. Throwing tooth picks at my sister. Wasting toothpicks and glue making junky little things that no one wants. School papers. Notes from the teacher. Report cards. Whispering in church. Sleeping in church. Notes from the assistant principal. Being late for anything. Walking out of Woolworth's eating a candy bar I didn't pay for. Riding my bike in the street. Leaving my bike out in the rain. Getting my bike stolen while visiting Grandpa Rudy at the hospital because I didn't put a lock on it. Not washing my feet. Spitting. Getting a nosebleed in church. Embarrassing my mother in any way, anywhere, anytime, especially in public. Being a jerk. Acting shy. Being impolite. Forgetting what good manners are for. Being alive in all the wrong places with all the wrong people at all the wrong times.

Bob Thurber
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