Ford Quotes

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i-was-at-ford-for-32-years-i-went-to-chrysler-in-1978-four-five-months-after-i-got-canned-by-henry-ford-lee-iacocca
ford-is-committed-to-building-sustainable-future-for-benefit-all-americans-we-believe-ford-is-on-right-path-to-achieve-this-vision
It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see... " "You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?" "No, " said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd, " said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did, " said Ford. "It is." "So, " said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them, " said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards?" "Oh yes, " said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But, " said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, " said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?" "What?" "I said, " said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, "have you got any gin?" "I'll look. Tell me about the lizards." Ford shrugged again. "Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happenned to them, " he said. "They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it." "But that's terrible, " said Arthur. "Listen, bud, " said Ford, "if I had one Altairian dollar for every time I heard one bit of the Universe look at another bit of the Universe and say 'That's terrible' I wouldn't be sitting here like a lemon looking for a gin.

Douglas Adams
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i-put-headlights-in-ford-vans-i-still-drive-ford
i-read-the-good-soldier-by-ford-madox-ford-again-every-often
i-love-the-sportswriter-by-richard-ford-ford-really-captures-for-me-bittersweetness-quietly-suffering-american-man-its-stoic-sad-really-beautiful
as-good-luck-would-have-it-comes-in-one-mistress-page-gives-intelligence-fords-approach-in-her-invention-fords-wifes-distraction-they-conveyed-me-william-shakespeare
other-brands-i-like-besides-versace-tom-ford-makes-incredible-suits-i-love-glasses-as-well-i-have-plethora-tom-ford-shades-who-else-do-i-like-dolce-gabbana-dior-homme
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i-wouldnt-take-nothin-but-ford-ford-period-aint-nothin-like-ford-i-wouldnt-drive-chevrolet-cause-i-cant-spell-it-bruce-bruce
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whether-you-think-you-can-you-think-you-cantyoure-righthenry-ford-renee-blare
i-am-ford-not-lincoln
you-can-thank-henry-ford-for-that-he-was-warlock-you-know-ian-richards
if-i-could-have-anything-i-would-probably-get-old-ford-f-150-from-70s
now-that-youre-ford-man-ill-talk-slow-denny
ford-made-some-most-progressive-pictures
the-difference-was-you-worked-for-nixon-with-ford
when-you-try-to-battle-with-john-ford-you-have-to-give-in-maureen-ohara
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president-ford-used-humor-great-deal-robert-orben
karl-lagerfeld-tom-ford-are-both-geniuses
i-love-westerns-john-ford-is-one-10-best-directors-winona-ryder
you-never-know-when-where-you-will-find-next-new-model-but-you-can-bet-someone-from-ford-models-will-be-looking
ford-is-such-answered-prayer-absolute-blessing
i-grew-up-in-hollywood-saying-my-name-here-is-like-mentioning-ford-in-detroit
it-has-to-do-with-fact-that-ford-for-all-his-greatness-is-irish-egomaniac-as-anyone-who-knows-him-will-say
i-dont-know-what-was-in-his-mind-but-i-do-know-ford-was-stricken-by-what-he-had-done-by-hitting-me
harrison-ford-may-be-getting-old-but-he-can-fight-like-28-year-old-man-harrison-ford
you-wont-find-vampire-in-ford-fiesta-charlaine-harris
i-definitely-wear-lot-tom-ford-jackets-on-stage
that-would-have-been-great-ticket-reagan-ford-actor-stuntman-johnny-carson
i-dont-remember-anything-anybody-said-in-any-jack-ford-picture-nothing-happens-except-action-elia-kazan
the-main-reception-foyer-was-almost-empty-but-ford-nevertheless-weaved-his-way-through-it-douglas-adams
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i-travel-in-ford-econoline-van-with-trailer-so-its-not-quite-glamorous
nothing-is-particularly-hard-if-you-divide-it-into-small-jobs-henry-ford-henry-ford
the-man-does-not-beat-your-head-because-you-got-cadillac-because-you-got-ford-he-beats-you-because-youre-black
i-learned-from-francis-ford-coppola-to-treat-company-like-your-family-mary-stuart-masterson
in-ford-motor-company-we-emphasize-service-equally-with-sales-henry-ford
when-i-was-growing-up-most-my-friends-were-car-guys-i-think-all-them-had-either-ford-chevy-you-always-want-to-be-little-different-i-just-always-liked-styling-it-richard-quinn
you-all-remember-i-suppose-that-beautiful-inspired-saying-our-fords-history-is-bunk-aldous-huxley
if-you-ford-river-in-crowd-crocodiles-wont-get-you-ed-note-if-your-lucky
harrison-fords-still-got-it-goin-on-hes-sexy-in-that-manly-man-kind-way
my-first-car-was-56-ford-station-wagon-cost-100-bucks
jerry-ford-is-dumb-he-cant-fart-chew-gum-at-same-time
both-boeing-ford-are-absolutely-committed-to-safe-efficient-transportation
in-many-ways-when-jerry-ford-pardoned-nixon-in-certain-way-he-did-speak-for-country
in-infinite-universe-anything-can-happen-said-ford-even-survival-strange-but-true-douglas-adams
han-solo-would-never-wear-earring-harrison-ford-wears
one-my-favorite-days-yes-all-day-massaging-harrison-ford-that-was-rough
john-ford-was-so-funny-that-i-couldnt-wait-to-go-to-work-in-the-morning
i-never-feel-more-confident-comfortable-than-when-im-wearing-tom-ford-suit-matt-bomer
a-tom-ford-threepiece-makes-you-feel-confident-its-bananas-dwyane-wade
ford-was-warm-friendly-he-wouldnt-embarrass-cabinet-member
ill-never-forget-day-i-realized-i-wasnt-quite-ford-model-i-thought-i-was
one-things-i-really-like-about-fords-films-is-how-there-is-always-focus-on-way-characters-live-not-just-male-heroes-ken-burns
i-liked-fact-daks-was-unknown-quantity-its-more-like-gucci-before-tom-ford-got-there-theres-lot-you-can-do
ford-fairlane-was-one-those-movies-that-was-much-fun-to-make-that-it-was-bound-not-to-be-big-hit-renny-harlin
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when-henry-ford-said-the-customer-can-have-car-in-any-color-as-long-as-its-black-he-was-not-joking-peter-drucker
eileen-ford-wanted-me-to-fix-my-nose-my-teeth-i-said-sure-great-but-i-really-had-no-intention-to-lauren-hutton
i-liken-myself-to-henry-ford-and-the-auto-industry-i-give-you-90-percent-of-what-most-people-need
us-president-gerald-fords-golf-was-bad-we-thought-he-was-hitman-for-pga-bob-hope
the-john-ford-pictures-i-made-are-highly-regarded-but-at-time-they-didnt-seem-like-that
its-called-night-moves-its-my-favorite-doc-ford-all-times-its-way-too-complicated-but-it-worked
and-he-rose-up-that-night-and-took-his-two-wives-and-his-two-womenservants-and-his-eleven-sons-and-passed-over-the-ford-jabbok
climb-every-mountain-ford-every-stream-follow-every-rainbow-till-you-find-your-dream-stephanie-laurens
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