Gin Quotes

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the-stretch-bruce-highway-between-gin-gin-miriam-vale-was-long-lonesome-sa-tawks
could-i-have-sloe-gin-fizz-without-gin-whats-point-that-miss-waiter-said-tomorrow-morning-mabel-said-libba-bray
whoa-yeah-ooh-its-cold-gin-time-again-you-know-itll-always-win-its-cold-gin-time-again-you-know-its-only-thing-that-keeps-us-together-ow-atkins-may-project
gin-body-meet-body-coming-thro-rye-gin-body-kiss-body-need-body-cry-robert-burns
things-since-you-left-have-not-gone-well-with-me-they-have-taken-me-from-place-where-there-was-gin-to-place-where-there-is-no-gin-sarah-caudwell
ooh-its-cold-gin-time-again-you-know-itll-always-win-its-cold-gin-time-again-you-know-its-only-thing-that-keeps-us-together-ow-atkins-may-project
z-is-for-zillah-who-drank-too-much-gin-edward-gorey
It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see... " "You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?" "No, " said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd, " said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did, " said Ford. "It is." "So, " said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them, " said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards?" "Oh yes, " said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But, " said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, " said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?" "What?" "I said, " said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, "have you got any gin?" "I'll look. Tell me about the lizards." Ford shrugged again. "Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happenned to them, " he said. "They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it." "But that's terrible, " said Arthur. "Listen, bud, " said Ford, "if I had one Altairian dollar for every time I heard one bit of the Universe look at another bit of the Universe and say 'That's terrible' I wouldn't be sitting here like a lemon looking for a gin.

Douglas Adams
it-comes-from-ancient-democracy-you-see-you-mean-it-comes-from-world-lizards-no-said-ford-who-by-this-time-was-little-more-rational-coherent-than-he-had-been-having-finally-had-c
i-feel-wonderful-sad-its-gin-stephen-beresford
gin-tonics-wont-say-i-love-you-neither-will-he-sarabeth-purcell
the-gin-shall-take-him-by-the-heel-and-the-robber-shall-prevail-against-him
i-never-drink-anything-stronger-than-gin-before-breakfast
its-crooked-system-but-gin-straight-take-pain-away-ludacris
i-never-thought-my-cotton-gin-would-change-history-eli-whitney
taking-advantage-me-in-my-sleep-archangel-gin-sarah-purdy-gilman
on-what-her-longevity-is-attributed-to-red-meat-and-gin
the-shortest-way-out-manchester-is-notoriously-bottle-gordons-gin-william-bolitho
a-good-book-holds-you-down-its-anchor-that-keeps-you-from-getting-up-having-another-gin-tonic-roy-blount
gin-is-confusing-drink-its-only-liquid-thats-both-wet-dry-jarod-kintz
one-was-texas-medicine-other-was-just-railroad-gin-like-fool-i-mixed-them-bob-dylan
i-would-be-bored-to-death-if-i-didnt-control-countrygin-mayu-shinjo
drivein-you-guzzle-gin-commit-little-mortal-sin-jimmy-buffett
i-gin-to-be-aweary-sunand-wish-th-estate-o-th-world-were-now-undone-william-shakespeare
theres-old-man-sitting-next-to-memaking-love-to-his-tonic-gin-billy-joel
you-dont-see-lot-difference-between-gin-blossoms-byrds-steve-forbert
bad-literature-sort-called-amusing-is-spiritual-gin-george-eliot
i-dont-know-what-reception-im-at-but-for-gods-sake-give-me-gin-tonic-denis-thatcher
a-good-heavy-book-holds-you-down-its-anchor-that-keeps-you-from-getting-up-having-another-gin-tonic
sipping-hen-i-crack-a-gin-get-a-tat-then-start-a-trend
hate-to-think-what-would-happen-if-i-started-to-drink-like-you-maybe-i-will-loosen-up-pour-me-another-gin-lightspeed-champion
and-since-gin-to-artifice-bears-same-relation-as-tears-to-mascara-her-attractions-at-once-dissembled-truman-capote
the-gin-tonic-has-saved-more-englishmens-lives-minds-than-all-doctors-in-empire-winston-churchill
to-question-when-were-your-spirits-at-lowest-ebb-obvious-answer-seemed-to-be-when-gin-gave-out-francis-chichester
for-gin-in-cruel-sober-truth-supplies-fuel-for-flaming-youth-noel-coward
the-only-time-i-ever-enjoyed-ironing-was-the-day-i-accidentally-got-gin-in-the-steam-iron
some-colored-people-scared-whitefolks-they-claim-to-love-cotton-gin-alice-walker
this-pool-is-triumph-imagination-thats-how-you-win-at-life-gin-you-have-to-imagine-your-way-through-never-say-something-cant-be-done-theres-always-maureen-johnson
gin-whisky-cost-much-more-oblivion-courage-could-no-longer-be-purchased-for-price-old-song-norah-hoult
youd-learn-more-about-world-by-lying-on-couch-drinking-gin-out-bottle-than-by-watching-news-garrison-keillor
when-man-who-is-drinking-neat-gin-starts-talking-about-his-mother-he-is-past-all-argument-cs-forester
i-have-seen-my-kid-struggle-into-kitchen-in-morning-with-outfits-that-need-only-one-accessory-empty-gin-bottle-erma-bombeck
doctor-jimmy-mister-jim-when-im-pilled-you-dont-notice-him-he-only-comes-out-when-i-drink-my-gin-the-who
ive-written-just-about-everything-for-sake-putting-shoes-on-childrens-feet-bottle-gin-in-cupboard
they-tied-his-arms-behind-his-back-to-teach-him-how-to-swim-they-put-blood-in-his-coffee-milk-in-his-gin-lou-reed
as-i-watched-them-file-down-stairs-i-didnt-cry-i-wasnt-afraid-but-i-couldnt-tell-if-it-was-jesus-gin-sarah-thebarge
yep-gin-brandi-call-me-crazy-but-naming-your-daughters-after-alcoholic-beverages-is-just-asking-for-trouble-kelley-armstrong
i-thought-such-awful-thoughts-that-i-cannot-even-say-them-out-loud-because-they-would-make-jesus-want-to-drink-gin-straight-out-cat-dish-anne-lamott
give-me-paper-pen-i-can-write-about-my-life-sin-a-couple-bottles-gin-in-case-i-dont-get-in-tupac-shakur
the-right-to-be-cussed-fool-is-safe-from-all-devices-human-its-common-ez-gini-rule-to-every-critter-born-woman-james-russell-lowell
ive-never-felt-scared-flight-ever-its-really-weird-i-dont-know-they-stick-gin-tonic-in-your-hands-i-just-think-life-is-good-dallas-campbell
i-could-simply-kill-you-now-get-it-over-with-who-would-know-difference-i-could-easily-kick-you-in-stove-you-under-for-all-those-times-mean-on-gin-you-rammed-words-into-my-belly-p
some-day-i-suppose-its-possible-for-someone-to-be-better-no-limit-holdem-player-than-me-i-doubt-it-but-it-could-happen-but-i-swear-to-you-i-dont-see-stu-ungar
soon-enough-tears-came-but-course-nobody-came-down-to-see-if-she-was-all-right-it-was-just-slut-in-kitchen-whod-ruined-their-lives-getting-drunk-neat-gin-howling-for-her-lost-lun
the-proper-union-gin-vermouth-is-great-sudden-glory-it-is-one-happiest-marriages-on-earth-one-shortest-lived
he-was-conscious-nothing-except-blankness-page-in-front-him-itching-skin-above-his-ankle-blaring-music-slight-booziness-caused-by-gin-george-orwell
besides-when-not-hard-at-work-with-this-research-im-actually-conducting-side-experiment-on-how-cigarettes-gin-increase-charisma-as-you-might-guess-results-are-looking-promising-r
a-different-species-different-set-values-world-completely-unlike-your-own-there-is-feeling-you-can-only-get-when-you-meet-unknown-open-your-mind-nakajima-gin-no-saji-hiromu-araka
if-youve-had-good-gin-on-hot-day-in-southern-california-with-people-you-love-you-forget-nebraska-the-two-things-cannot-coexist-the-stronger-better-ann-patchett
there-is-something-about-gin-tang-in-it-deep-wildwood-perhaps-that-always-makes-me-think-twilight-mists-dead-maidens-tonight-it-tinkled-in-my-mouth-like-secret-laughter-john-banv
we-real-cool-we-left-school-we-lurk-late-we-strike-straight-we-sing-sin-we-thin-gin-we-jazz-june-we-die-soon-gwendolyn-brooks
follow-your-fate-be-satisfied-with-it-be-glad-not-to-be-secondhand-motor-salesman-yellowpress-journalist-pickled-in-gin-nicotine-cripple-dead-ian-fleming
the-employment-children-is-doing-more-to-fill-prisons-insane-asylums-almshouses-reformatories-slums-gin-shops-than-all-efforts-reformers-are-doing-mother-jones
the-fun-joy-humor-dry-up-in-relationship-when-one-partners-is-swimming-in-gin-to-my-way-thinking-it-is-selfishness-personified-to-see-life-ginger-rogers
a-real-gimlet-is-half-gin-half-roses-lime-juice-nothing-else-raymond-chandler
and-sooner-teas-out-way-sooner-we-can-get-out-gin-eh-private-life-hilda-tablet-henry-reed
got-no-place-to-go-but-theres-girl-waitin-for-me-down-in-mexico-she-got-bottle-tequila-bottle-gin-if-i-bring-little-music-i-could-fit-right-in-adam-duritz
this-is-aston-martin-ginyou-dont-run-over-dead-bodies-in-aston-matin-tell-that-to-james-bond-jennifer-estep
you-might-be-redneck-if-when-you-run-out-gas-you-put-gin-in-gas-tank-jeff-foxworthy
par-le-bois-du-djinn-oe-sentasse-de-leffroi-parle-bois-du-gin-ou-cent-tasses-de-lait-froid-alphonse-allais
where-do-you-fit-in-zip-magazine-where-past-is-hero-present-queen-just-tell-me-right-now-where-do-you-fit-in-with-mud-in-your-eye-passion-for-the-who
tv-news-is-as-bloody-as-shakespeare-but-without-intelligence-poetry-if-you-watch-television-news-you-know-less-about-world-than-if-you-drank-gin-garrison-keillor
baptists-celebrating-with-praises-to-lord-rednecks-doing-it-with-gin-me-suzy-were-just-celebrating-joys-sleeping-in-because-tomorrow-ill-be-home-cowboy-junkies
im-hooked-on-gin-tonics-like-your-mamas-hooked-on-phonics-tash
on-this-lovely-lovely-hanukkah-drink-your-gin-tonica-adam-sandler
chillin-in-lab-wasted-im-type-thatll-drink-kahlua-gin-throw-up-on-mic-your-life-is-ruined-you-get-socked-right-on-site-and-even-at-million-man-eminem-f
work-is-only-answer-i-have-three-rules-to-live-by-one-get-your-work-done-if-that-doesnt-work-shut-up-drink-your-gin-and-when-all-else-fails-run-like-ray-bradbury
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