Ending up with that gigantic outsized brain must have taken some sort of runaway evolutionary process, something that would push and push without limits. And today's scientists had a pretty good guess at what that runaway evolutionary process had been. Harry had once read a famous book called Chimpanzee Politics. The book had described how an adult chimpanzee named Luit had confronted the aging alpha, Yeroen, with the help of a young, recently matured chimpanzee named Nikkie. Nikkie had not intervened directly in the fights between Luit and Yeroen, but had prevented Yeroen's other supporters in the tribe from coming to his aid, distracting them whenever a confrontation developed between Luit and Yeroen. And in time Luit had won, and become the new alpha, with Nikkie as the second most powerful... though it hadn't taken very long after that for Nikkie to form an alliance with the defeated Yeroen, overthrow Luit, and become the new new alpha. It really made you appreciate what millions of years of hominids trying to outwit each other - an evolutionary arms race without limit - had led to in the way of increased mental capacity. 'Cause, y'know, a human would have totally seen that one coming.
WHEN I GOT THE PHONE CALL FROM MY GIRL BOSCOE ASKIN' IF I WANNA GO AND GRAB SOME TACOS YO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF STREET FIGHTER X I AIN'T TRYNA HIT UP ALL YOU CAN EAT NIGHT AGAIN BUT BOSCOE WAS LIKE 'HO PUT DOWN THE CONSOLE IF YOU GO TO BED STARVIN' THEY'LL HOLD ME RESPONSIBLE' SHE WAS RIGHT SON THE KID WAS HUNGRY SO I STOPPED M. BISON FROM KICKING CHUN LI AND I PRESSED PAUSE, PUT ON MY FRESH DRAWERS QUICKLY YES YA'LL EVEN SHAVED MY CHEST ALL SPIFFY THEN NIKKIE JEAN HIT ME, SAID SHE WAS IN TOWN FOR THE WEEK AND DO I WANNA COME AND JOIN HER IN THE SHEETS SWEET HIT UP HER SUITE AN HOUR LATER FRONTWARDS BACKWARDS I'M A POWER PLAYER DIDN'T WANT BOSCOE TO BE MAD I DIDN'T MEET HER SO BEFORE I LEFT HOME LEFT THE PHONE OF THE RECEIVE